Posted on 06/11/2024 3:02:57 AM PDT by xp38
WORLD — Authorities across the globe have forcefully condemned Liam Neeson for killing dozens of kindly human traffickers just to save one lousy hostage.
"We are absolutely disgusted by this rampage of violence against innocent human traffickers trying to make a living," said U.S. Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. "One measly little hostage is no excuse for Neeson's horrific actions."
According to sources, Neeson began hunting down the human traffickers after they kidnapped his daughter to sell as a sex slave. "Terrorists violently taking his daughter to rape is simply no justification for violence," said British politician Jeremy Corbyn. "We called for an immediate cease-fire when Neeson began his genocidal campaign, and demanded he instead spend the next year negotiating with the traffickers while they raped his daughter. Moreover, we condemn in the strongest possible terms Neeson's failure to give food and electricity to the people holding his daughter hostage. His behavior has no place in civilized society."
Despite the hostage rescue operation being successful, several international bodies, including the United Nations, castigated Neeson for the collateral damage he caused. "He should have shot the terrorists in the legs," said U.N. Secretary General Antonio Guterres. "We have issued an immediate arrest warrant for Neeson, and vow to hold him accountable for his totally unnecessary use of violence against poor, helpless terrorists. Just because they are holding your daughter hostage does not give you the right to resort to violence."
At publishing time, Neeson had reportedly informed world leaders that he has a particular set of skills and taking criticism well isn't one of them.
LOL!!!
Excellent! The Bee goes from strength to strength. Thanks for posting.
Gotta love the Bee.
One of the very little known facts about “Taken” is its based on facts.
The real world of parts of Eastern Europe is very close to this movie.
The part where he talks about unreliable electricity while torturing a thug with electrodes being a problem. :)
Great!
I didn’t know that, but I sure do believe it.
The Bee succinctly points out the victim-blaming and perp-washing of the current administration.
Isn’t Liam Neesom a former Catholic who converted to be a muslim?
Oh good grief! I did not see it was the Bee. Did not know who Liam Neeson was, looked him up, saw he was an actor, thought, ‘I thought that was what he was’ and couldn’t understand how he was out there killing human traffickers and how they were calling those people innocent anyway.
Nope, Neeson did not convert to Islam.
The movie being referenced is Taken (2008)
I don’t go to the movies so I really don’t know who this guy is.
Very cleaver (and appropriate) satire piece... clearly illustrating the hypocrisy of the idiot, lying, evil left.
“Oh good grief! I did not see it was the Bee. Did not know who Liam Neeson was, looked him up, saw he was an actor, thought, ‘I thought that was what he was’ and couldn’t understand how he was out there killing human traffickers and how they were calling those people innocent anyway.”
Neeson is infamously anti-gun in his leftism. Which also points to his reeking hypocrisy... considering that in pretty much every movie he stars in, he is using at least one gun and shooting people with it.
Ooops. Typo sans caffeine this am. That’s clever, not cleaver.
The Bee is funny as usual...
The left are such hypocrites. They say they want to ban guns and then the movie industry, which is all leftists, constantly for a half a century now make movies (and a lot of money from) about guns.
Great movie, but it is fiction and actors are paid to pretend to be someone they are not.
Look at deniro's original flicks and the sad piece of crap that he has turned into.
Great actors can be lousy human beings {and usually are}.
“The left are such hypocrites. They say they want to ban guns and then the movie industry, which is all leftists, constantly for a half a century now make movies (and a lot of money from) about guns.”
Right. The reality is... the leftists have no problem with them owning guns. They just don’t want us, their opposition, to be armed and able to protect ourselves from them.
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