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Liam Neeson Criticized For Killing 31 Innocent Human Traffickers Just To Get Back One Hostage
The Babylon Bee ^ | June 8 2024 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 06/11/2024 3:02:57 AM PDT by xp38

WORLD — Authorities across the globe have forcefully condemned Liam Neeson for killing dozens of kindly human traffickers just to save one lousy hostage.

"We are absolutely disgusted by this rampage of violence against innocent human traffickers trying to make a living," said U.S. Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. "One measly little hostage is no excuse for Neeson's horrific actions."

According to sources, Neeson began hunting down the human traffickers after they kidnapped his daughter to sell as a sex slave. "Terrorists violently taking his daughter to rape is simply no justification for violence," said British politician Jeremy Corbyn. "We called for an immediate cease-fire when Neeson began his genocidal campaign, and demanded he instead spend the next year negotiating with the traffickers while they raped his daughter. Moreover, we condemn in the strongest possible terms Neeson's failure to give food and electricity to the people holding his daughter hostage. His behavior has no place in civilized society."

Despite the hostage rescue operation being successful, several international bodies, including the United Nations, castigated Neeson for the collateral damage he caused. "He should have shot the terrorists in the legs," said U.N. Secretary General Antonio Guterres. "We have issued an immediate arrest warrant for Neeson, and vow to hold him accountable for his totally unnecessary use of violence against poor, helpless terrorists. Just because they are holding your daughter hostage does not give you the right to resort to violence."

At publishing time, Neeson had reportedly informed world leaders that he has a particular set of skills and taking criticism well isn't one of them.


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; hostagerescue; israel; liamneeson; skills
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1 posted on 06/11/2024 3:02:57 AM PDT by xp38
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To: xp38

LOL!!!

Excellent! The Bee goes from strength to strength. Thanks for posting.


2 posted on 06/11/2024 3:15:53 AM PDT by ScaniaBoy (Part of the Right Wing Research & Attack Machine)
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To: xp38

Gotta love the Bee.


3 posted on 06/11/2024 3:29:41 AM PDT by BipolarBob (I was drowning in self pity until I bathed in the refreshing Lake of Respect.)
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To: xp38

One of the very little known facts about “Taken” is its based on facts.
The real world of parts of Eastern Europe is very close to this movie.


4 posted on 06/11/2024 3:50:30 AM PDT by Zathras
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To: Zathras

The part where he talks about unreliable electricity while torturing a thug with electrodes being a problem. :)


5 posted on 06/11/2024 3:56:52 AM PDT by xp38
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To: xp38

Great!


6 posted on 06/11/2024 4:01:40 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam (Navarro didn't kill himself.)
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To: Zathras

I didn’t know that, but I sure do believe it.


7 posted on 06/11/2024 4:02:21 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam (Navarro didn't kill himself.)
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To: xp38

The Bee succinctly points out the victim-blaming and perp-washing of the current administration.


8 posted on 06/11/2024 4:44:07 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Trump's experience? We're next.)
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To: xp38

Isn’t Liam Neesom a former Catholic who converted to be a muslim?


9 posted on 06/11/2024 4:46:15 AM PDT by Dacula
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Oh good grief! I did not see it was the Bee. Did not know who Liam Neeson was, looked him up, saw he was an actor, thought, ‘I thought that was what he was’ and couldn’t understand how he was out there killing human traffickers and how they were calling those people innocent anyway.


10 posted on 06/11/2024 5:00:49 AM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: Dacula

Nope, Neeson did not convert to Islam.


11 posted on 06/11/2024 5:38:17 AM PDT by Roadrunner383
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To: Beowulf9

The movie being referenced is Taken (2008)


12 posted on 06/11/2024 5:40:37 AM PDT by xp38
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To: xp38

I don’t go to the movies so I really don’t know who this guy is.


13 posted on 06/11/2024 5:56:23 AM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: xp38

Very cleaver (and appropriate) satire piece... clearly illustrating the hypocrisy of the idiot, lying, evil left.


14 posted on 06/11/2024 5:59:22 AM PDT by Danie_2023
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“Oh good grief! I did not see it was the Bee. Did not know who Liam Neeson was, looked him up, saw he was an actor, thought, ‘I thought that was what he was’ and couldn’t understand how he was out there killing human traffickers and how they were calling those people innocent anyway.”

Neeson is infamously anti-gun in his leftism. Which also points to his reeking hypocrisy... considering that in pretty much every movie he stars in, he is using at least one gun and shooting people with it.


15 posted on 06/11/2024 6:02:32 AM PDT by Danie_2023
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To: Danie_2023

Ooops. Typo sans caffeine this am. That’s clever, not cleaver.


16 posted on 06/11/2024 6:04:17 AM PDT by Danie_2023
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To: xp38

The Bee is funny as usual...


17 posted on 06/11/2024 6:13:26 AM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (Guns don't kill people, LIBERALS DO!! Support the Second Amendment...)
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The left are such hypocrites. They say they want to ban guns and then the movie industry, which is all leftists, constantly for a half a century now make movies (and a lot of money from) about guns.


18 posted on 06/11/2024 6:46:24 AM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: Danie_2023
Neeson is infamously anti-gun in his leftism. Which also points to his reeking hypocrisy... considering that in pretty much every movie he stars in, he is using at least one gun and shooting people with it.

Great movie, but it is fiction and actors are paid to pretend to be someone they are not.

Look at deniro's original flicks and the sad piece of crap that he has turned into.

Great actors can be lousy human beings {and usually are}.

19 posted on 06/11/2024 6:56:16 AM PDT by USS Alaska (NUKE ALL MOOSELIMB TERRORISTS, NOW.)
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To: Beowulf9

“The left are such hypocrites. They say they want to ban guns and then the movie industry, which is all leftists, constantly for a half a century now make movies (and a lot of money from) about guns.”

Right. The reality is... the leftists have no problem with them owning guns. They just don’t want us, their opposition, to be armed and able to protect ourselves from them.


20 posted on 06/11/2024 6:59:52 AM PDT by Danie_2023
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