The one you had to worry about was bunny rabbit, it would beat you over the head.
Also has Captain Kangaroo, been canceled from history, for cultural appropriation? I won't even mention Mr. Greenjeans.
Also, I know mooses or is the proper plural term, moosies, can be very dangerous and should be handled with caution, just having some fun.
Meeses.
If you are in the woods and come upon a moose calf I suggest you say, “Feets don’t fail me now.” And beat feet away. Mama moose got no sense of humor.
There are currently more bears that are Catholic at the moment than the Pope is, resulting in less aggression.
As a former zookeeper and zoologist, I’ve worked with many animals. But I have never seen a moose. That’s on my bucket list, to see a moose in the wild.
In the mountains where I live, southeast Wyoming, we have black bears and lots of moose.
No grizzer bears...yet.
I’m always more weary of the moose than the bears. The bears run away if they see or smell you. Moose run off too, but I still never want to surprise either especially if they have cubs or calves.
https://alaskapublic.org/2024/05/21/homer-man-dies-in-moose-attack/
https://www.wcvb.com/article/massachusetts-man-grizzly-bear-attack-national-park/60917696
Not sure which is more amazing, the stupidity of this crap, or that somebody would think it needs repeating.