[DallasBiff]

The one you had to worry about was bunny rabbit, it would beat you over the head.

Also has Captain Kangaroo, been canceled from history, for cultural appropriation? I won't even mention Mr. Greenjeans.

Also, I know mooses or is the proper plural term, moosies, can be very dangerous and should be handled with caution, just having some fun.

[Ben Dover]

A moose once bit my sister.

[Big Red Badger]

Mark Twain needs a study of
Handgun effects on Mooses !

[9YearLurker]

Because bears are smart enough not to get hit by cars?

[MeganC]

“Why Are Moose More Dangerous Than Bears?”

Mostly because too many stupid people think that moose are just big friendly cows.

[BipolarBob]

Must get moose and squirrel.

[martin_fierro]

My understanding is that a lot of moose also have brain parasites chompin’ away in there.

[metmom]

Because bears are interested in eating you.

Moose don’t.

[Reverend Wright]

My uncle got badly stomped moose hunting.

Moose came charging out of a thicket and he either missed his shot or it was not incapacitating.

The other hunters shot the thing and he ended up with broken bones etc.

[Verginius Rufus]

By way of comparison, how dangerous are flying squirrels?

[smokingfrog]

[Bayard]

But which one is tastier with ketchup?

[from occupied ga]

Moose have a sense of humor. I read of one treeing some hiker and then walked away or so the hiker thought. Every time he tried to get out of the tree the moose came and chased him back up. After several hours the moose got bored and wandered off for real.

[Dr. Sivana]

The one you had to worry about was bunny rabbit, it would beat you over the head.

But Mr. Moose could set off an avalanche of ping pong balls.

[ComputerGuy]

They’re tired of being called ugly.

[plsvn]

I know mooses or is the proper plural term, moosies

Didn't the 1960s era comedian Allan Sherman say the plural of moose was mice?

[plsvn]

Sorry...

Sherman said the plural of moose was meese because the plural of mouse was mice. I guess these things were important back then.

[sasquatch]

Moose are mean. But they sure taste good.

[day10]

Where's the rest of this moose?

[dartuser]

I’m guessing the extra 1000 lbs on a moose has something to do with it ...

[GreenHornet]

I remember seeing a documentary about a moose who tried to pull a rabbit out of a hat. However, every time he tried, he pulled out a different animal - but never a rabbit.