Psychotic Squirrels

Self | 5/12/24 | Self

[SMARTY]

I am watching the silly squirrels in my back yard. Why are they behaving that way?

They throw themselves up in the air and flip over ... then squirm all around. They do this repeatedly

[Pontiac]

I have often wondered if, when observing this earth in action, that God delivered unto himself a facepalm. If he ever did, it must have been then.

I am more inclined to believe that God has a wonderful sense of humor.

[Lazamataz]

This thread is useless without video.

[libertylover]

Did you make one of those “squirrel vault” things I’ve seen n YouTube?

[tired&retired]

My Mother-in Law lived on the edge of an Ivy League University that was over run with squirrels. They were getting in her garden shed, her garage, and in her attic.

In her eighties, she started a squirrel relocation program with several live traps. People thought that she was taking them several miles away and releasing them in the country.

Actually, she had a 5 gallon bucket of water in her garage that she would submerge the live trap onto until they were dead and then she would relocate them to the trash can.

She was the “serial killer of squirrels.”

[Beowulf9]

I’m thinking it’s the beautiful spring weather.

[higgmeister]

Me too.   The whole time I was reading it with joy, I knew I had read it before.

[Fester Chugabrew]

Wow. I had a nightmare about squirrels just last night, and now this.

[dljordan]

Worms.

[PGalt]

Wow! Thanks for your observations. GREAT post.

[PGalt]

WOW! Thanks for your observations. Great post.

[Flaming Conservative]

Wow! What else have you written?

[Disambiguator]

She could have made meat pies out of them. Like a Sweeney Todd for squirrels.

[married21]

Thanks for the story. I sent it to my son who is a new motorcyclist.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Do you have mushrooms in your yard? I ask, because maybe the squirrels are eating them and getting high or drunk.

(Here in Florida, that happens.)

[M Kehoe]

Hi guy.

Do you remember that squirrel/ biker story?

That’s a psychotic rodent.

5.56mm

[MortMan]

Chiggers on scroti?

[M Kehoe]

Nevermind post 26.

5.56mm

[ShadowAce]

Thank you all for your positive feedback. However, I cannot take credit for this story, as it came from a post by our own Lazamataz in 2004.

[vpintheak]

I work in the utility world. Suicidal squirrels kill themselves all the time!

[rlmorel]

I tend to think so, after all, something that gives us so much enjoyment must be divinely inspired!