Posted on 05/04/2024 9:51:48 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
NEW YORK — Former President Donald Trump has been indicted by the New York District Attorney for allegedly bringing firefighters pizza but without a house salad or cheesy bread.
"After a lengthy day in court, former President Trump personally delivered pizzas to New York firefighters without a single leaf of salad or some cheesy bread," declared District Attorney Alvin Bragg. "For the sake of our democracy, he must be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, and then a bit futher."
According to sources close to the investigation, Trump allegedly attempted to feed firefighters without any sides to accompany the delicious fresh pizza. "Has Trump no decency, no shame?" cried MSNBC's Joe Scarborough as he played clips of firefighters shaking Trump's hand. "Look at those firefighters being bamboozled by this charlatan. Not a crouton in sight! Lock him up! Lock him up!"
Critics were quick to condemn Trump's actions, decrying them as a flagrant abuse of power and yet another attempt to destroy democracy. "Pizza accompanied by a garden salad is the bedrock of democracy," declared DA Alvin Bragg, wiping marinara from his mouth. "If you're going to just give people pizza, you might as well rip the Constitution in half."
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https://twitter.com/langmanvince/status/1786768809660965074?s=12
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No red pepper flakes or ranch dressing, either......that’s a life sentence.
Gotta love the BEE
Clearly, DA Bragg lacks the common sense to realize that making statements like these can erode the public’s trust in anything he says. Stupid.
Ridicule, memes, and caricatures are some of our best weapons.
Gee, what a cheapskate.
When prosecutors say the can indict a “ham sandwich” that’s proof that US has one of the most corrupt and morally bankrupt legal systems on the planet on par with Russia and China.
US and state prosecutors are contemptible people with seared consciences.
The Babylon Bee singer the NY DA again!! 👍
The difference is President Trump does these things out of pocket. Biden uses US Tax dollars and never carries any of his own money.
What meal items did Bragg bring for the workers?
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