Posted on 05/01/2024 5:01:39 PM PDT by dynachrome
Local baby Oliver Daniels patiently waited to be completely strapped in his car seat before unleashing Armageddon in his diaper.
"That's it Mommy, one more buckle," snickered Oliver as he readied to unload. "Come on now, let's get just barely out of the driveway, and... it's show time!"
According to sources, six-month old Oliver knew from the time he woke up that morning that an epic blowout was in store. "It was a question of when, not if," explained Oliver. "I spent the whole night before slamming pouches of mixed fruits and veggies. Then, I heard Mommy say we were getting in the car because she had an important meeting and couldn't be late. It was game on."
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It would be more believable if the kid was in college.
Still more believable if the kid was named Joe and was in the Oval Office.
I believe it; everyone knows that babies named Oliver are precocious...and conniving.
Correct, it is not satire.
It is thinly disguised XiaoRobinetteBidementia
-fJRoberts-
Of course it’s not.
I had my breastfed infant daughter all dressed and and my sister and I were ready to walk out the door to go grocery shopping when she did that.
At least it was at home but it took a good hour to clean up that mess and leave. It required a bath and at least rinsing out all the clothes. By the time we were ready to leave, she was hungry again. *sigh*
How I survived.........
I guess this is why motherhood is for younger women.
The baby and the mom have red hair. Of course it’s not satire. Who else would cause that kind of trouble?
“I believe it; everyone knows that babies named Oliver are precocious.”
Hey, not a baby anymore but I resemble that remark! So does my father, Sr., and son, the third...IIIrd...3rd..whatever.
Sounds like them strapping ole Joe into his driveway lol seat on AF One
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