Sometimes I like to imagine the Q team planning this whole operation.
What should we have Biden do or say next?
How about ‘I’m going to build a railroad across the Indian Ocean.’”
Too crazy.
How about ‘She was 12. I was 30.’
Eeeewww.
How about having him fall asleep during an important event?
How about making his chin look like it’s melting off his face?
How about ‘Repeat the line’ when he’s reading from the teleprompter.
Haha. Good one.
I know, let’s have him fist bump a Saudi prince!
Wait, wait! Let’s have him shake hands with thin air and then wander around like a deranged Roomba with a dying battery
I’ve got it. Let’s have him claim his uncle was eaten by cannibals!
What the heck. Let’s have him do all of these things. Let’s see how long it takes people to catch on!
Re “like a deranged Roomba...”:
{{{snort}}}
“What should we have Biden do or say next?”
Wait, wait, wait.
I heard a Dem say this morning before the bill passed that Brandon wrote the whole bill back in October.
He must be brilliant, and he is trying to trick us.
CLOWN WORLD!!!
Doocy: “Why did the president claim his uncle was eaten by cannibals?”
KJP: “Word salad. Word salad. Word salad. The President respects veterans.”
Doocy: (eyeroll) “Okay. But why did the president say his uncle was eaten by cannibals?”
KJP: “More word salad. Salad with words. The most important thing is that this President respects veterans UNLIKE THE PREVIOUS PRESIDENT.”