Doocy: “Why did the president claim his uncle was eaten by cannibals?”
KJP: “Word salad. Word salad. Word salad. The President respects veterans.”
Doocy: (eyeroll) “Okay. But why did the president say his uncle was eaten by cannibals?”
KJP: “More word salad. Salad with words. The most important thing is that this President respects veterans UNLIKE THE PREVIOUS PRESIDENT.”
[facepalm]