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Woman, 25, claims she has 'married' a six-foot-tall Halloween DOLL, claiming she is now in a polyamorous romance with the toy and her zombie doll 'wife' - and trio is 'expecting their 11th child'
daily mail ^
| 4/8/2024
| By NOVA M BAJAMONTI
Posted on 04/09/2024 4:38:24 PM PDT by RummyChick
A woman has revealed that she's 'married' a six-foot male doll - and claims she is now in a polyamorous relationship with the toy and the zombie female doll she 'tied the knot' with six years ago.
Felicity Kadlec, from Massachusetts, wed inanimate beau Robert in a private ceremony at her home after being in a relationship together for eight years.
The 25-year-old previously tied the knot with a zombie doll named Kelly Rossi, who she claims is 16 years her senior, in 2018.
But Felicity fell head over heels for Robert, allegedly 26, soon after the wedding ceremony - and now the trio are in a polyamorous relationship.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: batcrapcrazy; wacky
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To: RummyChick
A Biden voter I’m sure...🤓
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posted on
04/09/2024 5:43:11 PM PDT
by
Deplorable American1776
(Guns don't kill people, LIBERALS DO!! Support the Second Amendment...)
To: RummyChick
I don't know if this is someone who is just looking for attention or if she really believes this craziness Why not both?
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posted on
04/09/2024 5:45:11 PM PDT
by
null and void
(There’s only one thing that’s for sure. Everyone on all sides a conflict will be happy to lie to you)
To: RummyChick
Yes, but what is she going to do if her new husband doll suddenly decides he wants to identify as a transgender doll?
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posted on
04/09/2024 5:50:52 PM PDT
by
Songcraft
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To: RummyChick
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posted on
04/09/2024 5:56:48 PM PDT
by
Valpal1
(Not even the police are safe from the police!!!)
To: MayflowerMadam
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posted on
04/09/2024 6:05:56 PM PDT
by
EvilCapitalist
(Pets are no substitute for children)
To: Valpal1
Nah, polyamorous = polygamous without actual commitment
46
posted on
04/09/2024 6:12:18 PM PDT
by
Kriggerel
("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
To: RummyChick
So is she claiming EIC credits for those kids, getting food stamps for them etc?
47
posted on
04/09/2024 6:13:56 PM PDT
by
fruser1
To: Sicon
I don’t think the Crazy/Hot Matrix has an area where this woman belongs.
Only if the area say: Mental illness ward!! 🤓
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posted on
04/09/2024 6:22:01 PM PDT
by
Deplorable American1776
(Guns don't kill people, LIBERALS DO!! Support the Second Amendment...)
To: RummyChick
She’s certifiable.
Please tell me she’s not eligible to vote. Please.
49
posted on
04/09/2024 6:24:18 PM PDT
by
FamiliarFace
(I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
To: RummyChick
I just read that some news agency interviewed a Japanese guy who spent 2 million yen to become a Collie...Crazy is global...
50
posted on
04/09/2024 6:26:36 PM PDT
by
Deplorable American1776
(Guns don't kill people, LIBERALS DO!! Support the Second Amendment...)
To: RummyChick
“No respect I tell ya. Every time they took a family picture I had to take it so I couldn’t be in it!’’
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posted on
04/09/2024 7:02:06 PM PDT
by
jmacusa
(Liberals. Too stupid to be idiots.)
To: RummyChick
Both can be true.
The internet is the death of our culture and society.
To: RummyChick
We used to institutionalize folks like this.
53
posted on
04/09/2024 7:24:48 PM PDT
by
ealgeone
To: RummyChick
Those things are evil.
There is something seriously wrong with that person.
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posted on
04/09/2024 7:35:36 PM PDT
by
metmom
(He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus…)
To: RummyChick
Don’t know her politics, but I might suspect she would fit in just fine as a delegate to next summers DNC convention in Chicago.
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posted on
04/10/2024 2:26:02 AM PDT
by
Lockbar
(Even when you think you finally have enough ammo, you still really don't have enough. )
To: RummyChick
this is from 2019So, she's been married before...
I went on the DailyMail site to read the comments, and about peed myself laughing.
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posted on
04/10/2024 7:33:25 AM PDT
by
Albion Wilde
(Either ‘the Deep State destroys America, or we destroy the Deep State.’ --Donald Trump)
To: Valpal1
Polyamorous = polymoronsPolyethyleneophilious.
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posted on
04/10/2024 7:40:55 AM PDT
by
Albion Wilde
(Either ‘the Deep State destroys America, or we destroy the Deep State.’ --Donald Trump)
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