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Woman, 25, claims she has 'married' a six-foot-tall Halloween DOLL, claiming she is now in a polyamorous romance with the toy and her zombie doll 'wife' - and trio is 'expecting their 11th child'
daily mail ^ | 4/8/2024 | By NOVA M BAJAMONTI

Posted on 04/09/2024 4:38:24 PM PDT by RummyChick

A woman has revealed that she's 'married' a six-foot male doll - and claims she is now in a polyamorous relationship with the toy and the zombie female doll she 'tied the knot' with six years ago.

Felicity Kadlec, from Massachusetts, wed inanimate beau Robert in a private ceremony at her home after being in a relationship together for eight years.

The 25-year-old previously tied the knot with a zombie doll named Kelly Rossi, who she claims is 16 years her senior, in 2018.

But Felicity fell head over heels for Robert, allegedly 26, soon after the wedding ceremony - and now the trio are in a polyamorous relationship.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: batcrapcrazy; wacky
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To: RummyChick

A Biden voter I’m sure...🤓


41 posted on 04/09/2024 5:43:11 PM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (Guns don't kill people, LIBERALS DO!! Support the Second Amendment...)
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To: RummyChick
I don't know if this is someone who is just looking for attention or if she really believes this craziness

Why not both?

42 posted on 04/09/2024 5:45:11 PM PDT by null and void (There’s only one thing that’s for sure. Everyone on all sides a conflict will be happy to lie to you)
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To: RummyChick

Yes, but what is she going to do if her new husband doll suddenly decides he wants to identify as a transgender doll?

43 posted on 04/09/2024 5:50:52 PM PDT by Songcraft ( )
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To: RummyChick

Polyamorous = polymorons


44 posted on 04/09/2024 5:56:48 PM PDT by Valpal1 (Not even the police are safe from the police!!!)
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To: MayflowerMadam

Sure looks like it.


45 posted on 04/09/2024 6:05:56 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children)
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To: Valpal1

Nah, polyamorous = polygamous without actual commitment


46 posted on 04/09/2024 6:12:18 PM PDT by Kriggerel ("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
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To: RummyChick

So is she claiming EIC credits for those kids, getting food stamps for them etc?


47 posted on 04/09/2024 6:13:56 PM PDT by fruser1
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To: Sicon
I don’t think the Crazy/Hot Matrix has an area where this woman belongs.

Only if the area say: Mental illness ward!! 🤓

48 posted on 04/09/2024 6:22:01 PM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (Guns don't kill people, LIBERALS DO!! Support the Second Amendment...)
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To: RummyChick

She’s certifiable.

Please tell me she’s not eligible to vote. Please.


49 posted on 04/09/2024 6:24:18 PM PDT by FamiliarFace (I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
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To: RummyChick

I just read that some news agency interviewed a Japanese guy who spent 2 million yen to become a Collie...Crazy is global...


50 posted on 04/09/2024 6:26:36 PM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (Guns don't kill people, LIBERALS DO!! Support the Second Amendment...)
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To: RummyChick

“No respect I tell ya. Every time they took a family picture I had to take it so I couldn’t be in it!’’


51 posted on 04/09/2024 7:02:06 PM PDT by jmacusa (Liberals. Too stupid to be idiots.)
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To: RummyChick

Both can be true.

The internet is the death of our culture and society.


52 posted on 04/09/2024 7:09:16 PM PDT by Chickensoup
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To: RummyChick

We used to institutionalize folks like this.


53 posted on 04/09/2024 7:24:48 PM PDT by ealgeone
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To: RummyChick

Those things are evil.

There is something seriously wrong with that person.


54 posted on 04/09/2024 7:35:36 PM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus…)
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To: RummyChick

Don’t know her politics, but I might suspect she would fit in just fine as a delegate to next summers DNC convention in Chicago.


55 posted on 04/10/2024 2:26:02 AM PDT by Lockbar (Even when you think you finally have enough ammo, you still really don't have enough. )
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To: RummyChick
this is from 2019

So, she's been married before...

I went on the DailyMail site to read the comments, and about peed myself laughing.

56 posted on 04/10/2024 7:33:25 AM PDT by Albion Wilde (Either ‘the Deep State destroys America, or we destroy the Deep State.’ --Donald Trump)
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To: Valpal1
Polyamorous = polymorons

Polyethyleneophilious.

57 posted on 04/10/2024 7:40:55 AM PDT by Albion Wilde (Either ‘the Deep State destroys America, or we destroy the Deep State.’ --Donald Trump)
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