Kelly's New Vessel is the name of this tweet
Posted on 04/09/2024 4:38:24 PM PDT by RummyChick
A woman has revealed that she's 'married' a six-foot male doll - and claims she is now in a polyamorous relationship with the toy and the zombie female doll she 'tied the knot' with six years ago.
Felicity Kadlec, from Massachusetts, wed inanimate beau Robert in a private ceremony at her home after being in a relationship together for eight years.
The 25-year-old previously tied the knot with a zombie doll named Kelly Rossi, who she claims is 16 years her senior, in 2018.
But Felicity fell head over heels for Robert, allegedly 26, soon after the wedding ceremony - and now the trio are in a polyamorous relationship.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
She must not be a member of Black Live Matters because she isn’t into any black zombies.
Her family are probably embarrassed, confused upset.
She’s a grown woman with her own residence. There is little they can do that hasn’t already been tried.
Some people are eccentric, even delusional but they know their personal rights.
Wait till she goes on The View.
Whoopie or Joy will have her in tears.
Reminds me of that Stephen Lynch song “Special Ed”. She’s “special” all right, they both are.
Well at least the kids look normal
As my long-dead elderly neighbor used to say many years ago: “Love is where you find it, even if it’s in a pig’s a$$.
I doubt she submitted it.
Most likely, the Daily Mail found this on her social media.
Modern "journalists" are lazy. Instead of searching for a real news story, they simply scroll through social media looking for freaks, scandals, and outrageous behavior.
That’s a dude.
the pics in this article are insane
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8406273/female-marries-zombie-doll-love-creepy-birthday-present/
Genetic decline of America.
She is not hurting anyone.
But she should be allowed a nice padded room/cell large enough to be able to have her “paramours,” and children room to sit still and wonder, why they are kept in custody?
Now, with this revelation of her plight, we, the people, are going to see copy cats galore.
Wow! That’s a whole lot of insanity to pack into one crazy person...
But today's world is a tapestry of perversions. She not only fits in, she's actually mundane compared to some of her fellow freaks.
She’s a real ‘corpse bride’. Freakin’ creepy wackadoodle.
Yeah it’s hard to put a limit on crazy as this example shows.
That’s a creepy picture. She’ll freak out when that thing comes alive in the middle of the night.
Humans are starting to worry me.
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