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DeSantis Kicked Out Of Republican Party For Accomplishing Too Many Things
Babylon Bee ^ | 03/27/2024

Posted on 03/27/2024 5:18:21 PM PDT by Drew68

TALLAHASSEE, FL — The political landscape was rocked to its core today, with reverberations sure to be felt for several years, as Governor Ron DeSantis was kicked out of the Republican Party for accomplishing too many things.

The move was announced after careful deliberation by the Republican National Committee in coordination with top GOP leaders at all levels of government, with decision-makers citing DeSantis's ongoing tendency to get things done as evidence he does not belong with the party.

"We don't know what his deal is," said one Republican insider. "Everyone can plainly see that one of the most fundamental tenets of the Republican Party is the stubborn refusal to accomplish anything of note. Governor DeSantis continues to flagrantly disregard this core value by actually doing things. It's just totally unacceptable and unbecoming of anyone claiming to be a Republican."

As other members of the party at the state and federal levels doggedly adhere to the directive to maintain the status quo while making fiery, sternly-worded speeches, DeSantis has veered from the party line to accomplish things that actually improve the lives of his constituents, fight against radical woke ideology, and advance the cause of traditional American values. "We went over it with him time and time again," the GOP source said. "He wouldn't stop doing things. We can't work with a guy like that."

At publishing time, GOP powerbrokers were already looking forward to the conclusion of DeSantis's second term so they would have the opportunity to nominate someone else in an effort to grind the state's positive progress to a screeching halt.



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; desantis; desantiscult; desantisworshipers; florida; unfunny
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To: Golden Eagle
The only thing that matters now, is 100% loyalty to the Trump family.

You think this site would have learned from its loyalty to George W. Bush when he was the POTUS.

That's why I owe Trump nothing. And I did not vote for him in the primaries.

I'll vote for him in the general election over Joe Biden. But we could have done better.

21 posted on 03/27/2024 7:38:24 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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To: Drew68

Very good.


22 posted on 03/27/2024 7:44:10 PM PDT by MayflowerMadam (Fraud vitiates everything." - SCOTUS)
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To: MinorityRepublican
I'll vote for him in the general election over Joe Biden. But we could have done better.

Governor DeSantis was the conservative we'd wanted for decades but now we're stuck with the orange NYC liberal bible salesman as our nominee.

Yes, I'll vote for him as well, as I voted for Romney, McCain and Dole before him. But as with them, it will be with zero enthusiasm and not a penny out of my pocket.

23 posted on 03/27/2024 7:59:45 PM PDT by Drew68
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To: Golden Eagle

How is it that you are not barred from this site?

And we still have put up with your crap?

You are a forked-tongue liar.


24 posted on 03/27/2024 8:15:55 PM PDT by odawg
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To: MinorityRepublican

“But we could have done better.”

who?

no one else stepping up is any better and most are a whole lot worse.


25 posted on 03/27/2024 8:32:00 PM PDT by b4me
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To: Golden Eagle

I see from a response below your description was proven correct based on the description of you from the poster


26 posted on 03/27/2024 10:01:56 PM PDT by srmanuel ( )
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To: srmanuel

Exactly. Emotion-based people who haven’t even contemplated the fact that you won’t win elections by running people off right before the election. They’re simply more interested in defending Trump’s supposed honor than anything, often with pejoratives and profanity, to top off the absurdity.


27 posted on 03/27/2024 10:12:52 PM PDT by Golden Eagle (Principles, not partisanship)
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To: Golden Eagle

The biggest thing the Democrats could do to defeat Trump is back off and let him run, he has a tendency to self-destruct with his statements, by weaponizing the justice system against him, they have made him a martyr and more popular.

The legal cases against him are all fake and nonsensical and are proving to be every day.


28 posted on 03/27/2024 11:01:18 PM PDT by srmanuel ( )
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To: Golden Eagle

Whoever is paying you to post such drivel (unless you still live with your parents and play video games most of the day) is waaaaay overpaying.

But, thanks for the comic relief!


29 posted on 03/27/2024 11:10:04 PM PDT by BB62
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To: Drew68

DeSantis is never “with the program”: he’s the Anti-Johnson I tell ya!


30 posted on 03/28/2024 3:04:59 AM PDT by Theophilus (covfefe)
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To: BB62

Lara Trump says ‘every single penny’ of RNC funds will go to electing Donald Trump

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/lara-trump-says-every-single-penny-of-rnc-funds-will-go-to-electing-donald-trump-if-she-is-made-co-chair/ar-BB1igXD8

RNC asks job applicants if they believe 2020 election was stolen in ‘litmus test

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/mar/27/rnc-stolen-election-interview-question

Trump-RNC pact puts Trump legal bills ahead of GOP

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-rnc-pact-puts-trump-legal-bills-ahead-of-gop/ar-BB1kn8eO


31 posted on 03/28/2024 3:08:31 AM PDT by Golden Eagle (Principles, not partisanship)
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