Posted on 03/21/2024 6:52:23 PM PDT by packagingguy
Former President Donald Trump successfully had President Biden evicted from the White House Thursday after successfully sneaking back into the White House and invoking Squatters Rights.
"Surprise!" Trump said as he jumped out of a secret passage, revealing he had been living in the walls for the last 30 days. "It's me, your favorite squatter. Now get out, Sleepy Joe! I live here now. Don't worry, I will fix the country while you're gone, because you're doing a terrible job, frankly."
Biden's Secret Service detail was powerless to stop Trump. "Sir, he's got Squatter's Rights. We can't do anything due to his airtight legal squatter immunity."
"We're sorry, you have to go, President Biden."
Though Biden is expected to challenge Trump's unwelcome possession of the White House, legal experts suggest it is unlikely to succeed.
"Squatters are people too," said DC District Attorney Fran Wallace. "Frankly, I'm offended President Biden would suggest otherwise."
"Squatter's rights are human rights!"
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Joe was once again away on vacation, enjoying the sun, a nice sniff of some woman or girl, and then came back to this. Trump had taken his house.
Squatters are meant to take over the homes of the little people of flyover country, not for "The Big Guy's".
Priceless.
Thumbs up for the Bee.
Okay- Now that’s funny!
The Bee just keeps getting better.
The Bee...right on top of things. Hilarious.
>Priceless.<
Yep, leave it to Babylon Bee!
Best site ever!
Sometimes I wish the Bee were reality.
Actually, pretty often.....
Lol!
Leave it to the Bee!
LOL!
[There is no Section. 5.]
Section. 4.
The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.
Excellent! perfect headline!
I fully support this awesome Ultra MAGA 6D chess move!
I’m going to celebrate by taking a hot bloodbath. :)
Well played by The Bee.
Word is that Trump also ate most of Joe’s ice cream stash so thet Brandon only has a limited number of flavor choices now. Most of the Black and Spanish flavors are gone.
Sometimes I wish the Bee were reality.
Actually, pretty often.....
👍Me, too, especially in this case!!!
Is this some new trans bathroom right?
I am surprised that Rachel Madcow didn’t report this as an “I told you so” fact! Lol
🤣🤣🤣
That’s believable! Trump always gets two scoops. OO>
LOL!!!!
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