Vanity: What should we expect in Slow Joe's speech tonight?

Self ^ | 3/7/2024 | Self

[VideoPaul]

So....with Slow Joe's speech tonight, what should we look for? What time do you think they are getting him up for a 9PM speech...which is hours past his bedtime.

I say 7:00pm and at least three references to his dead son.

[for-q-clinton]

Hopefully he doesn’t get one of those rambling moments...we need him to stay somewhat healthy until at least the Democrats officially nominate him.

[RckyRaCoCo]

poop

[rktman]

I’ll get the high lights tomorrow. Well, if there are any. Pretty sure I know how the state of MY union is going. And it ain’t good.

[Mark]

We are going to tax the rich and corporations and bring down all of the high prices. THAT”S NO JOKE!

[ocendot]

Some drool....maybe maybe a shout out to Emmanuel Macron, you know, the Emperor of Antarctica.

[cgbg]

In the name of unity he will attack rural white Neanderthals.

;-)

[newfreep]

I hope a Truth subscriber can post DJT’s comments on “X”.

[Tench_Coxe]

If you do a shot for every lie told, or placing blame on “someone else”, the next day you’ll have a heck oc a headache and have to make a trip to the liquor store to replenish your stock.

[Political Junkie Too]

Whispering... Lots of whispering...

-PJ

[Candor7]

Med Team Prepares Biden for SOTU address:

A source said that the pharmaceutical supplies for Joe Biden, muscle relaxants,opiates,adrenaline and blood from 16 year olds are mixed into an elixir to temporarily bring the president back from 81 to the age of 35, the costs of which have exceeded 1.3 million dollars.

The problem is that the youthful effects only last for about 7 hours and so Biden will look and act very aged after SOTU address.

Sources also say that after the transfusions , given to Biden at Camp David, women are not allowed around Biden because of his relapse into former sexual pecadillos. He will be sniffingly randy and ugly for SOTU.

[discostu]

I expect not to watch it.

[Army Air Corps]

Pretty sure I know how the state of MY union is going. And it ain’t good.

Same here. Bidenomics has made my wallet anorexic. I miss "mean tweets" and affordable living.

[Sirius Lee]

I expect his face to awkwardly squint and grimace as he drops a sloppy runny deuce in his depends, followed by unintelligible mumbles and some creepy whispering.

[cgbg]

All we need is a nurse with access and a sense of humor...

If she lets Biden stroke her hair she will have free run of the place.

[VideoPaul]

But will he say “Laken Riley”??

[HYPOCRACY]

I expect he’ll pause, cock his head, and smile as he makes in his pants. Textbook.

[alloysteel]

Pretty sure I am going to be watching something, anything, else. Maybe I shall binge on episodes of “Lost”, and find out what REALLY happened to that Oceanic flight 815.

[HYPOCRACY]

GMTA although I predict a smile of relief as opposed to a grimace.

[HighSierra5]

Uh uh duh duh Putin is a dog faced pony soldier cause I talked to JFK the other day.