Posted on 02/17/2024 11:50:13 AM PST by Navy Patriot
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unexpected turn of events, Vice President Kamala Harris was removed from the top spot of "Worst Diversity Hire of All Time" after Georgia District Attorney Fani Willis opened her mouth during a televised trial about inappropriate use of funds and an alleged affair with a top prosecutor of former President Donald Trump.
"DA Willis' perfectly executed court disaster may not have been enough to get her to top the proven record of VP Harris," said one onlooker, "But wearing her dress backwards, what a coup de grace!"
Those close to Kamala Harris say her team is scrambling to prepare her to assume the role of President now that she is no longer the most embarrassing example of racial diversity efforts to ever live.
In a public statement released shortly after the incredible, live circus act of Fani Willis, VP Kamala Harris stated, "I am now, as have ever been, ready for the responsibilitous station imparted on me to be ready, now and forever, for the role of President of the United States, which is what presidents are called."
At publishing time, Kamala Harris had regained First Place as "Worst Diversity Hire of All Time" after opening her mouth while on television.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
It must be acknowledged that Ineligible Harris has performed her primary duty of office, that for which she was selected, extremely well. That being as impeachment insurance for Biden
Our AA VP gonna raise a stink.
Letitia ain’t number 1?
If I was in charge of that list I’d have a 1a, 1b, and 1c... then number 2 would that other frequent flyin’ jetsetter outta Detroit or wherever she’s from.
“That being as impeachment insurance for Biden”
As was biden for obama if you think about it.
I say call their bluff......eff it. Once your below the level of moron, does it really matter as to what degree?.....I don’t think so
Get up to speed, DEI is the new woke replacement for AA.
The competition is ferocious on this one.
Unqualified black women are like ants at a picnic—everywhere you look these days.
Every AG persecuting President Trump is black.. Willis, Letitia, Bragg..
and Democrat of course...
If Fani is disqualified, I can see where a team of special operator-trained bailiffs will have to remove her from the courtroom. It's gonna be fugly.
"I am now, as have ever been, ready for the responsibilitous station imparted on me to be ready, now and forever, for the role of President of the United States, which is what presidents are called."
Click bait because they knew we all would click to see who could possibly be first place in that race.
ugh... fkn Bee
They got me fair and square.
I made it to the end of paragraph three before the light went on.
In my defense, the Bee’s take is entirely plausible.
Shortly after the incredible, live circus act of Fani Willis on the witness stand,
her DEI rival, VP Kamala Harris issued a statement:”I am now, as have ever been,
ready for the responsibilitous station imparted on me, to be ready, now and forever,
for the role of President of the United States, which is what presidents are called.”
LOL - I read the Harris quote (above) to my wife and she replied, “Only SHE would make such a convoluted statement.”
yes. that was very funny
I tried to insert a coupla cackles....but it was superb.... as is.
LOL
Probably down on the list would be a major airline pilot diversity hire asking her diversity hire copilot if she knows how to land because she flunked that stuff in training class. Copilot says “I was counting on you because I paid to have someone go to class and write essays for me.”
Then ask passengers if someone didn’t eat fish for dinner.
It’s not satire if it’s TRUE!
Yeah... recently I tried to spell her cackle - nothing could capture the essence (annoyance) of the sound she makes.
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