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1 posted on 01/31/2024 10:25:32 AM PST by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

It’s about time. Do you realize how many people are the product of heterosexual relationships? I was amazed.


2 posted on 01/31/2024 10:26:49 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Navy Patriot

Bob Hope, touring the world in the year or so after the passage of the 1975 Consenting Adult Sex Bill:

“I’ve just flown in from California, where they’ve made homosexuality legal. I thought I’d get out before they make it compulsory.”


3 posted on 01/31/2024 10:28:28 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (A truth that’s told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent ~ Wm. Blake)
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To: Navy Patriot

I’m surprised the Bee didn’t say that all grooming and bathing supplies for women are hereby banned so the chemicals can be used for the California men’s excessive grooming needs. LOL


4 posted on 01/31/2024 10:32:34 AM PST by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Navy Patriot

In other news CA now requires all men to become women and all women to become men.

The operations and drugs will be taxpayer funded—and all who refuse their “mandatory health care” will be dragged off into re-education camps.

:-(


6 posted on 01/31/2024 10:43:05 AM PST by cgbg ("Our democracy" = Their Kleptocracy)
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To: Navy Patriot

Heterosexual marriage has been illegal in every state since the 1970s,but people seem happy with the substitute, which is gay marriage for straight people.


7 posted on 01/31/2024 10:46:31 AM PST by Jim Noble (Assez de mensonges et de phrases)
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To: Navy Patriot

A very sad part of the prescient satire is that many hetero’s ban their own marriages in today’s world...I think the divorce rate among USA hetero’s is close to 50%....


8 posted on 01/31/2024 10:52:30 AM PST by Getready (Wisdom is more valuable than gold and harder to find.)
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To: Navy Patriot

Considering the fact that the name of the Sacramento newspaper is “the Bee”, this post could easily fool a lot of people.


10 posted on 01/31/2024 11:24:52 AM PST by aquila48 (Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they control you. )
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To: Navy Patriot

Too much truth in the Bee’s pieces.

Jesus, now. Please.......


11 posted on 01/31/2024 11:33:08 AM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus…)
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To: Navy Patriot

Is a little humor worth the risk of giving them new ideas?


13 posted on 01/31/2024 11:55:13 AM PST by unlearner (I, Robot: I think I finally understand why Dr. Lanning created me... ;-)
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To: Navy Patriot

I could have GUESSED IT! ..... The BEE!


14 posted on 01/31/2024 11:56:37 AM PST by pollywog (" O thou who changest not....ABIDE with me")
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To: Navy Patriot

Brings to mind the quip by Bob Hope decades ago.

After getting off an airplane he said: “California has just legalized homosexuality.”

“I’m getting out before it becomes mandatory.”

That is the way I remember it.


16 posted on 01/31/2024 12:24:35 PM PST by jeffersondem
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To: Navy Patriot

Oddly enough, CA passed a popular referendum and a constitutional amendment that recognized marriage as the sole union between a man and woman.

Scotus shot down both.


17 posted on 01/31/2024 12:24:36 PM PST by Jacquerie (ArticleVBlog.com)
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To: Navy Patriot

You laugh now...!


20 posted on 01/31/2024 3:30:29 PM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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