Wasn't me. Must've been someone else.
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To: Libloather
2 posted on
01/23/2024 10:46:41 PM PST by
Paladin2
To: Libloather
3 posted on
01/23/2024 10:49:40 PM PST by
antceecee
To: Libloather
My reply would be: “Hey, that’s what you get for putting me in coach.”
To: Libloather
The passenger was only trying to make the plane go faster.
5 posted on
01/23/2024 10:54:14 PM PST by
Jyotishi
(Seeking the truth, a fact at a time.)
To: Libloather
‘They breathed a sigh of relief when he was escorted off …’
6 posted on
01/23/2024 10:55:25 PM PST by
11th_VA
(Celebrate Climate Change !!!)
To: Libloather
"Sir! I resent your farting before my wife"
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know it was her turn" :P
(From an old Steve Martin routine)
8 posted on
01/23/2024 10:58:59 PM PST by
Impala64ssa
(EVERY TIME A HEMI STARTS, AN EV DIES!)
To: Libloather
>> Wasn’t me. Must’ve been someone else.
Could’ve been me. Have taken that flight many times and I’m pretty sure I farted at least once. And enjoyed it.
10 posted on
01/23/2024 11:12:27 PM PST by
Nervous Tick
("First the Saturday people, then the Sunday people...": ISLAM is the problem!)
To: Libloather
We sat behind a kid who farted flagrantly and fragrantly at will during a two hour flight ten years ago. Constantly giggled too. His mother did tell him to quietly stop, because she was getting some of the “fallout”. Did no good.
To: Libloather
According to Rush a lot of women card in their cars before work
To: Libloather
Removed from the flight for farting or talking about farting? Just like when finding treasure, keep your mouth shut, even if the other end can’t. What can anyone do then?
To: Libloather
The “disgruntled” passenger should have been warned that he were to continue passing gas, he would be playing a dangerous game by crapping his pants. Then he would have to be wrapped with a garbage bag and forced to sit in his own mess.
22 posted on
01/24/2024 12:12:28 AM PST by
jonrick46
(Leftniks chase illusions of motherships at the end of the pier.)
To: Libloather
I would have been permanently banned from American Airlines. 😇💨💨
27 posted on
01/24/2024 1:13:42 AM PST by
MachIV
To: Libloather
“’...I was seated near the row where this situation occurred.’”
The situation?...LOL..Whoa, almost let one go myself!
28 posted on
01/24/2024 1:32:35 AM PST by
equaviator
(If 60 is the new 40 then 35 must be the new 15.)
To: Libloather
Sounds like the work of D.B. Pooper.
To: Libloather
“Disgruntled passenger is removed for FARTING excessively on American Airlines flight from Phoenix to Austin...”
Those rascally democrats!
35 posted on
01/24/2024 3:48:21 AM PST by
Bonemaker
(invictus maneo)
To: Libloather
Butter beans and granola. Human hovercraft in a seat.
39 posted on
01/24/2024 3:56:51 AM PST by
BozoTexino
(RIP GOP)
To: Libloather
The headline is misleading. The passenger apparently farted once. He may have farted more, but there was no explicit indication of that, except maybe for “farting passenger.”
To: Libloather
It’s Austin. He was probably flirting. Homophobia!
42 posted on
01/24/2024 4:24:01 AM PST by
MeanWestTexan
(Sometimes There Is No Lesser Of Two Evils)
To: Libloather
it was uncalled for especially coming from a grown man on an airplaneFlying Uniwoke Express is enough to make a grown man cry.
To: Libloather
Did the breathing masks get deployed?
46 posted on
01/24/2024 5:38:27 AM PST by
gitmo
(If your theology doesn't match your biography, what good is it?)
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