Clocks have hands??
True Story:
My son-in-law’s niece, 16, came down from Ohio one summer to visit.
My daughter, who was not in the room with her, asked her out loud what time it was.
She replied, “I don’t know.”
My daughter said, “There’s a clock on the kitchen wall.”
“I don’t know how to read one of those.” was her reply................
LOL, exactly!