Someone asked this simple question and the answers are getting me through the afternoon 🔥

Not The Bee ^ | Jan 9, 2024 | Staff

[Red Badger]

You know the answers are gonna be great when it starts off like this:

HollyCabot 🐊 @HollyCabot · Follow

My truth

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I assure you though, there is a little something here to offend EVERYONE. Are you ready?

Don't say I didn't warn you!

(It was so random that I had to include it)

Feel free to post any ones they missed in the comments ✊

[alexander_busek]

As a [insert ethnicity, race, religious affiliation, sexual deviancy, or combination thereof] I feel that...

Regards,

[VastRWCon]

“Circle Back”

[Mopp4]

Ha ! Forgot to include "like". And also throw in "I mean".

All make me roll my eyes.....

[Stosh]

“influencer”

“follower”

“get a life” (oh, wait - that one applies to the two above)

[Presbyterian Reporter]

This thread is AWESOME!!!!!!

[Poser]

“We’ve been very clear about that”

[Red Badger]

[DFG]

“Existential”

[AppyPappy]

“I literally died”

[fuzzylogic]

“I could care less”.

[Don W]

My response is often “Why do you care at all?”

[Tommy Revolts]

“I was just saying”

[Chewbarkah]

Go granular on this

[imardmd1]

Yup. There are two kinds of literal language:

Plain-literal

She is a very attractive woman. Figurative-literal

Yeah, a peach of a dame, a real honey!

[JudyinCanada]

- hold them accountable

- have a national conversation

[Lurker]

“When I return to the Red Cross donation center every two months…”

You do realize that the Red Cross is assisting the invasion on what’s left of our southern border.

L

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Micro-agression is one that gets my water hot.

One that I had not heard before but inside of 15 minutes was working on my last nerve with a hacksaw is "the male gaze". Was attending a book review and the reviewer kept bring up the fact that the protagonist described every woman he met.

Finally could not stand it any more and said "yeah, he is a normal guy and the book is in first person. Of course he is going to notice the pretty ladies."

"He objectifies them!"

"Nope. My thinking that you are dumber then a box of hammers is objectifying you. He is just noting the pretty packaging while realizing they are dangerous. That is just reality."

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Red Cross and Salvation Army are two different things.

[zeugma]

“axe”, as in, “let me axe you a question”

[norsky]

This list is JAW DROPPING