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Alabama man strips buck naked, cannonballs into Bass Pro Shop aquarium, knocks himself unconscious
Not The Bee ^ | Jan 5, 2024 · | Staff

Posted on 01/05/2024 8:43:14 AM PST by Red Badger

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1 posted on 01/05/2024 8:43:14 AM PST by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

I’m sure alcohol played no part in all that 😏


2 posted on 01/05/2024 8:45:59 AM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: V_TWIN

I dunno, it’s Alabama. they have ‘wet’ and ‘dry’ counties.............


3 posted on 01/05/2024 8:46:48 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while l aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Red Badger

Probably not a shark tank.


4 posted on 01/05/2024 8:47:37 AM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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To: Red Badger

Hold muh beer.


5 posted on 01/05/2024 8:47:56 AM PST by SC DOC (A)
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To: V_TWIN

I’m thinking drugs.


6 posted on 01/05/2024 8:49:42 AM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Red Badger

A Jerry Reed fan. “Alabama Wild Man”.


7 posted on 01/05/2024 8:50:12 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (America!Biden has turned what was one of the greatest documentaries into a one season retard sitcom.)
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To: Red Badger

Pretty unique way of worm fishing


8 posted on 01/05/2024 8:50:39 AM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: Red Badger

He’s lucky one of those Bass didn’t grab his Buzzbait.


9 posted on 01/05/2024 8:50:51 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer” )
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To: Red Badger

Because yankees never do anything wild and crazy.


10 posted on 01/05/2024 8:51:26 AM PST by clashfan (Whom shall I fear?)
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To: Jamestown1630

Technically speaking, alcohol IS a drug.

I think we can agree, it was probably substance abuse of some sort.


11 posted on 01/05/2024 8:52:20 AM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: Red Badger

“About near”

Had a good laugh over the Southern-speak. ;)


12 posted on 01/05/2024 8:53:38 AM PST by FamiliarFace (I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
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To: Pearls Before Swine

Ever been in a Bass Pro or Cabela’s?

The aquariums are usually stocked with native freshwater pond fish, although I have seen a few with koi in them.


13 posted on 01/05/2024 8:54:07 AM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: FamiliarFace

He about near kilt hisself..............


14 posted on 01/05/2024 8:54:40 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while l aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Red Badger

"I BELIEVE IN MAGIC!"

15 posted on 01/05/2024 8:54:56 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Red Badger

Did the aquarium tump over?


16 posted on 01/05/2024 8:56:23 AM PST by FamiliarFace (I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
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Ever been in a Bass Pro or Cabela’s?

Not in five or ten years. Its a location thing. And, I expected it was to be a freshwater tank, because most of their fishing gear is aimed at freshwater.

17 posted on 01/05/2024 8:56:25 AM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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To: Red Badger

True.


18 posted on 01/05/2024 8:57:54 AM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear ("Equity" = "All animals are equal. Some animals are more equal than others.")
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To: Pearls Before Swine

Ours is saltwater............


19 posted on 01/05/2024 8:58:34 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while l aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: clashfan

I’m surprised that he’s 42...and that he did a cannonball instead of a can opener. LOL


20 posted on 01/05/2024 8:58:34 AM PST by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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