Posted on 12/10/2023 2:48:19 PM PST by McGruff
GAZA — A day after being forced out of the University of Pennsylvania, Liz Magill has been announced as the new President of the Hamas Institute of Technology.
"Experience leading premier universities and comfort with Jewish genocide is a rare combination, and Ms. Magill has it in spades," said Haitham Hawajri, a university board member. "We are proud to welcome Ms. Magill as the President who will lead H.I.T. from the river to the sea."
According to H.I.T., the university had been without a President since a recent paragliding accident claimed his life. The board initiated an extensive search, eventually narrowing down the candidates to the presidents of Harvard, M.I.T., and Penn. "We were so torn after watching their Congressional testimony," said Hawajri. "Each made such beautiful equivocations for the mass murder of Jews. We really wrestled over who to go with, but ultimately Ms. Magill's condescending smirk while talking about genocide won us over."
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Hilarious
And I thought that she had accepted a job at the MARXIST Institute of Stupidity.
My bad.
Outta da Park, BB hit it....
Hamas Institute of Technology
HIT = the terrorist version of MIT
HAMAS Tech!
Go Beheaders!
Why isn’t Sally Kornbluth wearing a full Burka?
LOL!
So good, Musk should link it and re-tweet to Bernie Sanders. LOL.
I’m always impressed with how quickly the Bee can put out these stories.
"Explodunt Verum Bonum"
Or, in English:
"They Blowed Up Real Good"
“Duke Kunshan University (DKU) is a university in Kunshan, Jiangsu, China. Although the institution is a joint venture between Duke University and Wuhan University, it is an independently accredited institution.[2]”
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“In her capacity of Chair of the Board of Trustees at Duke Kunshan University,[19] Kornbluth oversaw the appointment of Al Bloom as the university’s Executive Vice Chancellor in 2020,[20] and the launch of the WHU-Duke Research Institute in 2014.[21]”
She’s a CCP-flu enabler.
“CAMBRIDGE – Sally A. Kornbluth, a cell biologist whose eight-year tenure as Duke University’s provost has earned her a reputation as a brilliant administrator, a creative problem-solver, and a leading advocate of academic excellence, has been selected as MIT’s 18th president.
Kornbluth, who is Jewish, was elected to the post last week by a vote of the MIT Corporation. Last Hanukkah, she helped light a menorah and led the holiday blessings at Jewish Life at Duke’s menorah lighting celebration. She will assume the MIT presidency on Jan. 1, 2023, succeeding L. Rafael Reif, who last February announced his intention to step down after 10 years leading the Institute.”
She’s a Jihad Denier....
I love the made-up name of “Haitham Hawajri”. It is idiomatically and structurally Arabic-sounding, even if it is literally not a name. LOL.
The Bee. 😂🤣
Let’s see......some of the study areas and majors:
Tunneling 101
Advanced Tunneling
Ambulance Car Bombs
Hate-Focused Yoga
History 101 - Great Jew Killers in History.
History 102 - How Useful Idiots Assist in the Genocide.
She’ll look great in a burka. There’s that.
bomb making....1
LOL, I read the headline three times befire I checked the source!
CNN scooped again!!!
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