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Ousted UPenn President Liz Magill Lands New Gig At Hamas Institute Of Technology
The Babylon Bee ^ | Dec 10, 2023

Posted on 12/10/2023 2:48:19 PM PST by McGruff

GAZA — A day after being forced out of the University of Pennsylvania, Liz Magill has been announced as the new President of the Hamas Institute of Technology.

"Experience leading premier universities and comfort with Jewish genocide is a rare combination, and Ms. Magill has it in spades," said Haitham Hawajri, a university board member. "We are proud to welcome Ms. Magill as the President who will lead H.I.T. from the river to the sea."

According to H.I.T., the university had been without a President since a recent paragliding accident claimed his life. The board initiated an extensive search, eventually narrowing down the candidates to the presidents of Harvard, M.I.T., and Penn. "We were so torn after watching their Congressional testimony," said Hawajri. "Each made such beautiful equivocations for the mass murder of Jews. We really wrestled over who to go with, but ultimately Ms. Magill's condescending smirk while talking about genocide won us over."

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; upenn
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1 posted on 12/10/2023 2:48:19 PM PST by McGruff
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To: McGruff

Hilarious


2 posted on 12/10/2023 2:50:17 PM PST by Milagros (Y)
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To: McGruff

And I thought that she had accepted a job at the MARXIST Institute of Stupidity.

My bad.


3 posted on 12/10/2023 2:50:48 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper (Figures )
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To: McGruff

Outta da Park, BB hit it....


4 posted on 12/10/2023 2:54:14 PM PST by Paladin2
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To: McGruff

Hamas Institute of Technology

HIT = the terrorist version of MIT


5 posted on 12/10/2023 2:56:24 PM PST by newfreep ("There is no race problem...just a problem race")
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To: McGruff

HAMAS Tech!

Go Beheaders!


6 posted on 12/10/2023 3:00:03 PM PST by PGR88
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To: newfreep

Why isn’t Sally Kornbluth wearing a full Burka?


7 posted on 12/10/2023 3:00:47 PM PST by Paladin2
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To: McGruff

LOL!


8 posted on 12/10/2023 3:01:12 PM PST by gattaca (Once a nation loses control of its borders, it is no longer a nation...Ronald Reagan)
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To: McGruff

So good, Musk should link it and re-tweet to Bernie Sanders. LOL.


9 posted on 12/10/2023 3:04:51 PM PST by nwrep
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To: McGruff

I’m always impressed with how quickly the Bee can put out these stories.


10 posted on 12/10/2023 3:05:16 PM PST by Captain Walker ("It is infinitely better to have a few good Men, than many indifferent ones." - George Washington)
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To: McGruff
I know that fine university. It's motto is:
"Explodunt Verum Bonum"

Or, in English:

"They Blowed Up Real Good"

11 posted on 12/10/2023 3:06:25 PM PST by RoosterRedux (A person who seeks the truth with a strong bias will never find it. He will only confirm his bias.)
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To: Paladin2

“Duke Kunshan University (DKU) is a university in Kunshan, Jiangsu, China. Although the institution is a joint venture between Duke University and Wuhan University, it is an independently accredited institution.[2]”
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“In her capacity of Chair of the Board of Trustees at Duke Kunshan University,[19] Kornbluth oversaw the appointment of Al Bloom as the university’s Executive Vice Chancellor in 2020,[20] and the launch of the WHU-Duke Research Institute in 2014.[21]”

She’s a CCP-flu enabler.


12 posted on 12/10/2023 3:07:01 PM PST by Paladin2
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“CAMBRIDGE – Sally A. Kornbluth, a cell biologist whose eight-year tenure as Duke University’s provost has earned her a reputation as a brilliant administrator, a creative problem-solver, and a leading advocate of academic excellence, has been selected as MIT’s 18th president.

Kornbluth, who is Jewish, was elected to the post last week by a vote of the MIT Corporation. Last Hanukkah, she helped light a menorah and led the holiday blessings at Jewish Life at Duke’s menorah lighting celebration. She will assume the MIT presidency on Jan. 1, 2023, succeeding L. Rafael Reif, who last February announced his intention to step down after 10 years leading the Institute.”

She’s a Jihad Denier....


13 posted on 12/10/2023 3:09:31 PM PST by Paladin2
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To: McGruff

I love the made-up name of “Haitham Hawajri”. It is idiomatically and structurally Arabic-sounding, even if it is literally not a name. LOL.


14 posted on 12/10/2023 3:09:54 PM PST by nwrep
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To: McGruff

The Bee. 😂🤣


15 posted on 12/10/2023 3:10:11 PM PST by Allegra (Less propaganda would be appreciated. )
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To: McGruff

Let’s see......some of the study areas and majors:

Tunneling 101

Advanced Tunneling

Ambulance Car Bombs

Hate-Focused Yoga

History 101 - Great Jew Killers in History.

History 102 - How Useful Idiots Assist in the Genocide.


16 posted on 12/10/2023 3:11:01 PM PST by Ronaldus Magnus III (Do, or do not, there is no try)
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To: McGruff

She’ll look great in a burka. There’s that.


17 posted on 12/10/2023 3:14:40 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Ronaldus Magnus III

bomb making....1


18 posted on 12/10/2023 3:17:55 PM PST by going hot (Happiness is a Momma Deuce)
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To: McGruff

LOL, I read the headline three times befire I checked the source!


19 posted on 12/10/2023 3:20:59 PM PST by GreatRoad ('In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act' )
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To: McGruff

CNN scooped again!!!


20 posted on 12/10/2023 3:29:07 PM PST by eyeamok
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