Posted on 12/08/2023 2:36:24 PM PST by Libloather
McDonald's has revealed its futuristic kid sibling: CosMc's. The first of what is expected to be many new stores opens in December to serve anyone looking for a quick energy hit.
McDonald's officially revealed CosMc's in a press release at its website on Wednesday.
The CEO also spoke to media to explain a new beverage-led concept designed to "boost your mood into the stratosphere." The fast-food chain also announced they wanted to add 10,000 namesake stores by 2027.
What Is CosMc's?
CosMc's isn't a restaurant, per se. It's more of a pit stop for a quick sip of something sugary and/or caffeinated. Think Tim Hortons, but with a much more dynamic set of options and more colorful branding. The new chain is really leaning into the universal appeal (dad joke intended):
What Will CosMc's Serve?
The next time you're craving a churro frappé, blueberry ginger boost or popping pear slush, find your local CosMc's. The new chain is beverage-heavy, with coffee-based beverages, lemonades and teas anchoring the menu.
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Not a pun, exactly. Use of “universal” in light of the “cosmic” name . It’s lame.
They’re using the word “universal” as in universe...cosmic. Bad pun.
>But will it sell the McRib??
No, but you can get a boutique pink slime frappe
Their dad joke reference is the us of the word “universal” when describing CosMc (cosmic).
Their dad joke reference is the us of the word “universal” when describing CosMc (cosmic).
Dad jokes are supposed to be funny...should elicit a groaning, tiny, half-a**ed guffaw.
McBarf!
Will they have an app with free food?
Speaking of energy drinks that “boost your mood into the stratosphere” and beyond. Don’t get the Panera lemonaid. People have died from the caffeine.
Ah, got it. Thanks. Dense today, I guess.
"In this era of massive fentanyl epidemic we at the McDonald's corporation want to return America to good, old-fashioned values that won't leave you dead before the ambulance arrives. Therefore we're bringing back this beloved and long-missed offering that was more popular than the McRib during it's heyday. Because McDonald's cares."
Horrible menu for a nation being plagued by a diabetes epidemic!
Grass fed beef with no bread topped with a fried egg, cheese, mushrooms, hot peppers, garlic, and onions.
A side of chicken livers for dessert.
Only decent thing is their coffee, black.
At first glance at the title, I thought this thread was going to be another beeburger.
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Me, too. It sounds like a joke.
Looks like the marketing maven fired from Transheiser-Busch landed at Mickey D’s. A nine billion dollar bomb from the get-go. “McDLTs for everyone!”
Starting a new chain of restaurants during a depression and Bidenomics?
I’ll give it 15 months to live.
CosMc’s, in conjunction with Bill Cosby?
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