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Nation In Shock After Gavin Newsom Murdered On Live TV
The Bee ^ | December 1, 2023 | Staff

Posted on 12/01/2023 9:00:26 AM PST by Navy Patriot

ALPHARETTA, GA — Americans are still reeling this morning after the shocking murder of California Governor Gavin Newsom was captured live on air and broadcast to millions of viewers.

"I'm still shaking," said one local observer. "He was just there one moment... and in the next moment, he was brutally eviscerated. Torn to pieces. Murdered. I'll never be able to shake those horrific images from my memory."

Fox News was roundly criticized for airing the disturbing footage completely uncensored to shocked viewers. "Kids shouldn't be allowed to see such things," said one concerned mother whose child walked into the living room while the incident was playing on live television. "My 5-year-old will be scarred for life. He may need counseling. How could Fox News do this?"

Authorities are still searching for three accomplices they say are persons of interest in the cold-blooded slaughter of California's Governor. Alpharetta's police chief named the three at-large suspects as Sean Hannity, Ron DeSantis, and a paper map of all the human poop covering San Francisco's sidewalks.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Education; History
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; california; florida; gavinnewsom; humor; kabukitheater; rondesantis; satire
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To: DPMD

Yeah, I missed Gutfeld too... but really Hannity was on top of his game. It was worth it to see him ask questions in the 30 second range rather than the 6 minutes versions... I was impressed. Very professional.


41 posted on 12/01/2023 7:56:56 PM PST by GOPJ (...President of the United States is a...controlled asset of the Chinese Communist Party. Sam Faddis)
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To: GOPJ

Glad to hear it. God willing, the GOP will take notice of what a decent moderator is and stop being human sacrifices to the left.


42 posted on 12/02/2023 11:22:00 AM PST by DPMD (ua)
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To: Navy Patriot

The Bee.

5.56mm


43 posted on 12/02/2023 11:24:48 AM PST by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho have got to go)
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