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Nation In Shock After Gavin Newsom Murdered On Live TV
The Bee ^ | December 1, 2023 | Staff

Posted on 12/01/2023 9:00:26 AM PST by Navy Patriot

ALPHARETTA, GA — Americans are still reeling this morning after the shocking murder of California Governor Gavin Newsom was captured live on air and broadcast to millions of viewers.

"I'm still shaking," said one local observer. "He was just there one moment... and in the next moment, he was brutally eviscerated. Torn to pieces. Murdered. I'll never be able to shake those horrific images from my memory."

Fox News was roundly criticized for airing the disturbing footage completely uncensored to shocked viewers. "Kids shouldn't be allowed to see such things," said one concerned mother whose child walked into the living room while the incident was playing on live television. "My 5-year-old will be scarred for life. He may need counseling. How could Fox News do this?"

Authorities are still searching for three accomplices they say are persons of interest in the cold-blooded slaughter of California's Governor. Alpharetta's police chief named the three at-large suspects as Sean Hannity, Ron DeSantis, and a paper map of all the human poop covering San Francisco's sidewalks.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Education; History
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; california; florida; gavinnewsom; humor; kabukitheater; rondesantis; satire
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To: absalom01

I’m waiting for the rating results - how many people watched - and how many were democrats...


21 posted on 12/01/2023 9:43:26 AM PST by GOPJ (...President of the United States is a...controlled asset of the Chinese Communist Party. Sam Faddis)
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To: Navy Patriot

Desantis was sensational last night

This is the desantis I was expecting for the last 3 goo debates but didn’t bring

This time he was confident, stern , powerful and in your face

Greasy Gavin looked like he was holding in a turd and wanted off the stage. His body language was that of someone that didn’t want to be there.

Just the body language for both men were contrast and opposit

One was confident and in control while the other wanted to take a shit

I hope desantis can ride this momentum


22 posted on 12/01/2023 9:43:33 AM PST by forYourChildrenVote4Bush
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To: House Atreides

The Left is determined to NOT allow Trump to run again. His security detail better be on the ball- they have a tough job ahead of them.


23 posted on 12/01/2023 9:46:05 AM PST by telescope115 (I NEED MY SPACE!!! 🔭)
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To: Navy Patriot
I'm not a DeSantis fan, however, he did well last nite.

The best thing might be that all the libs who tuned in to watch Hairdo take down a Republican got to see info they might not have seen otherwise.

24 posted on 12/01/2023 9:57:33 AM PST by TangoLimaSierra (⭐⭐To the Left, The Truth is Right Wing Violence⭐⭐)
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To: maddog55

“DeSantis could well be the front runner in 2028 who knows.”

If you believe that the MAGA wing will ever rally around him I think you’re engaging in wishful thinking.


25 posted on 12/01/2023 9:58:57 AM PST by Miami Rebel
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To: Navy Patriot
desantis with his fake, forced smile

https://truthsocial.com/@KarliBonne/posts/111502924997751373

And what is with his lip licking?

26 posted on 12/01/2023 10:00:23 AM PST by backpacker_c
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To: jeffersondem
Not in Florida, they have cheating under control there, but elsewhere?

I'm having a little trouble with my aging memory. Can you help a brother?

Tell me again: who is the Governor of Florida?

27 posted on 12/01/2023 10:03:00 AM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: Miami Rebel
the MAGA wing

The people you're referring to will not exist as a political force in 2028. They're all TRUMP, all the time, and nobody else is "good enough" for them.

28 posted on 12/01/2023 10:05:53 AM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: maddog55

The Father-in-Law Moment and the Poop Map moment were classic. The Dirty Book Moment not so much. Or telling was the Abortion time limit moment—when should aborting be banned? at what week? Newsom couldn’t say or lose women’s votes. All radical women want abortion as a means of birth control. It was a a good debate—But, I kept wondering what would have it been like if Trump was debating Newsom? (We may get that).


29 posted on 12/01/2023 10:08:37 AM PST by Forward the Light Brigade ( Ride to the sound of the Guns!)
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To: metmom

I let my big eyed enjoyment linger for a while before admitting to myself that it was just the bee.😢


30 posted on 12/01/2023 10:08:42 AM PST by Delta 21 (If anyone is treasonous, it is those who call me such.)
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To: backpacker_c
desantis with his fake, forced smile And what is with his lip licking?

The country is trillions in debt. People pouring across the border. People wanting to trans your kids.

But hey, DeSantis licks his lips funny. C'mon man.

We do not live in a serious country.

31 posted on 12/01/2023 10:09:35 AM PST by Pappy Smear
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To: NorthMountain

...NOT exist??? Gee where will the 70 million go?


32 posted on 12/01/2023 10:44:53 AM PST by PalominoGuy ( )
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To: GOPJ

I missed Gutfeld because of the debate, which I didn’t watch. Somehow, political speeches and debates just don’t feed my bulldog, with but one exception: Trump’s 2017 inaugural speech. Here’s hoping the 2025 one is as good.


33 posted on 12/01/2023 10:45:33 AM PST by DPMD (ua)
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To: Pappy Smear

Fake, forced smile....

Along with his high heels, and fake laugh, means desantis is a fake person..

Just another thing to add to desantis’ list of known problems... of lying, being manipulative, and corrupt.


34 posted on 12/01/2023 10:59:29 AM PST by backpacker_c
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To: PalominoGuy
will not exist as a political force in 2028

I know you're capable of reading for comprehension.

You need to do better.

35 posted on 12/01/2023 11:00:36 AM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: DPMD

I actually watched most of the Cowboys/Seahawks football game.
Probably one of the best games of the season. Except the Boys won.


36 posted on 12/01/2023 12:03:01 PM PST by woodbutcher1963
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To: Delta 21

A girl can dream.

The problem is, however, when the left replaces someone they always manage to find someone worse even if you think that is not humanly possible.

They did it with cuomo and hochul.


37 posted on 12/01/2023 1:17:41 PM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus.)
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To: NorthMountain

...or maybe your comprehension? How will 70MM voters not still be a force in ‘28? They will support Trump and then... turn and support a Bushlite or Swamper?? I don’t think so but maybe your dream will come true ... ymmv


38 posted on 12/01/2023 1:59:42 PM PST by PalominoGuy ( )
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To: PalominoGuy
How will 70MM voters not still be a force in ‘28?

Because they're a bunch of stompy-footed, snarky, smarmy, childish little monkeys who will bitch and moan that nobody's good enough.

That's why.

39 posted on 12/01/2023 2:03:04 PM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: Miami Rebel

After Trump ..if he wins who you got?

MAGA needs someone after Trump.


40 posted on 12/01/2023 3:25:48 PM PST by maddog55 (The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
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