1 posted on
11/23/2023 6:28:29 AM PST by
Duke C.
To: Duke C.
This is why I studied Chemistry and Electricity, no poop.
2 posted on
11/23/2023 6:29:31 AM PST by
EEGator
To: Duke C.
Wow, hard to tell the difference between reality and The Bee.!They seem to intersect more and more often these days…
3 posted on
11/23/2023 6:31:27 AM PST by
gov_bean_ counter
(Eccl 10:2 - The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left )
To: Duke C.
4 posted on
11/23/2023 6:32:20 AM PST by
Fester Chugabrew
(May I please have a government shutdown?)
To: Duke C.
5 posted on
11/23/2023 6:32:42 AM PST by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s²)
To: Duke C.
6 posted on
11/23/2023 6:38:29 AM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer” )
To: Duke C.
A lot of our turkey carcass is going into turkey soup. Cooking now.
7 posted on
11/23/2023 6:38:52 AM PST by
PJ-Comix
(Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
To: Duke C.
Kitchen drains stop up from all the cooking and pouring off of greasy liquids and any mild root problem that is going unnoticed when one or two people are in the house because it is still draining slowly can show up as a stoppage when a crowd arrives and the sewer line needs to be functioning at full capacity.
9 posted on
11/23/2023 6:40:25 AM PST by
ansel12
((NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.))
To: Duke C.
Plumber friend (trying to convince me to be his plumber helper when I retire) told me this a couple months ago. He said, “I get callouts sometimes, and I never take Thanksgiving week off work, because that is my busiest time”
To: Duke C.
This is why you have a dog. Give the leftovers to a dog.
11 posted on
11/23/2023 6:41:16 AM PST by
Morgana
( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
To: Duke C.
Brown Friday is easily the busiest time of year for plumbers . . . ... after Cinco de Mayo.
12 posted on
11/23/2023 6:47:38 AM PST by
ElkGroveDan
(My tagline is in the shop.)
To: Duke C.
What can Brown do for you?
15 posted on
11/23/2023 6:55:28 AM PST by
sauropod
(The obedient always think of themselves as virtuous rather than cowardly.)
To: Duke C.
It came early for me. I had to snake my kitchen drain last week.
16 posted on
11/23/2023 6:56:58 AM PST by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> --- )
To: Duke C.
I was at a Christmas party some years ago and a plumber was there as one of the guests. (He was the best dressed guy at the party.) As luck would have it, one of the kids stopped up a toilet and he was able to quickly fix the problem. He told the host that he was fortunate he was there because paying for his services on Christmas Day would have been incredibly expensive. LOL
To: Duke C.
The garbage disposal had to be invented by a plumber to boost his business.
19 posted on
11/23/2023 7:13:31 AM PST by
bigbob
To: Duke C.
I’m calling BS on this story. Ok maybe not Bull butt you get my meaning.
21 posted on
11/23/2023 7:25:48 AM PST by
wgmalabama
(Censored )
To: All
One bit of holiday chaos I’m proud to partake in.
To: Duke C.
Well...I plan on having a Brown Friday.
It’ll be the day after my yuge all-day Thanksgiving food-fest...and the Brown’s gonna flow on Friday.
I will definitely be squeezing the Charmin.
23 posted on
11/23/2023 7:42:22 AM PST by
moovova
("The NEXT election is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
To: Duke C.
What is “dumping leftovers”? I eat them
24 posted on
11/23/2023 7:43:05 AM PST by
AppyPappy
(Biden told Al Roker "America is back". Unfortunately, he meant back to the 1970's)
To: Duke C.
....when people start dumping their Thanksgiving leftovers down the disposal, in both the kitchen and the bathroom, leading to massive backups. Like many people, I have a disposal in my kitchen, but I certainly don't have one in my bathroom, and I don't know anyone who does.
26 posted on
11/23/2023 10:25:43 AM PST by
AlaskaErik
(There are three kinds of rats: Rats, Damned Rats, and DemocRats.)
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