Posted on 11/12/2023 3:34:40 PM PST by dynachrome
Immediately after murdering his brother Abel in cold blood, Cain reportedly called for a total ceasefire.
"It's time to put a stop to the senseless violence," said Cain as he checked Abel's pulse to make sure he was dead. "Everyone can lay down their weapons now!"
According to sources, Cain had lured Abel out into a field and then initiated a surprise attack on the unarmed man. Cain then declared a ceasefire after mistakenly believing Abel to be dead. However, upon seeing Abel's legs still moving, Cain called off the ceasefire to bludgeon Abel a few more times, then announced the ceasefire was back on.
When the Lord came to question Cain about Abel's murder, Cain explained that he was simply decolonizing his family's land. "What did you think decolonizing meant?" said Cain, waving to his brother's body. "This was my land before Abel showed up! For years now, I have been kept in this open-air prison, tilling the land while my brother got to travel around with the flocks. I have done nothing but throw off the shackles of the oppressor!"
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Islam is indeed Cain’s religion. He would not accept the bloody sacrifice God asked him to bring to the alter, but he was more than willing to shed the blood of his brother for hurt pride!
When I hear about sibling rivalry I remember that the first murder in the Bible was of a sibling.
Expecting a slew of comments...
and there it is...
Well, in this case a ceasefire would be called for. If Seth killed Cain, we’d be pretty close to the entire enterprise ending. Besides, God DID call for a ceasefire at Cain’s request. (Genesis 4:15)
The “B” is indeed our best pointer to where we are and where we were. Humor is the best way to point out the vapidness of the left, and the “B” is the best of the best.
I was just chatting with one of my sons about things going on in the world and I commented, “’and Cain rose up against Abel his brother, and slew him’, and the rest, as they say, is history.”
Off topic but after reading this I remember the disgust I felt after Obama claimed that we should be “our brother’s keeper.”
Cain should have been quicker on his feet and blamed climate change for Abel’s death.
I can't Trump that one...
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