How To Speak Hillbilly [humor]

iFunny ^ | 11/21/2022 | c2stni51qv7498

[Beowulf9]

Well, I don’t know where they say ‘crans’ for ‘crayons’ but the first time I heard it all I could think of was they were somehow thinking of cranberries and it totally confused me.

Sneakers, Peecans, crayons where I come from.

But I did hear people, not me, say ‘yous guys’. My grandmother called oil ‘earl’and “turlet” for “toilet.”

[WKUHilltopper]

Lu-ah-vul.

[Equine1952]

Privy? Ain’t that where ya go to read the Sears and Roebuck catalog? Or two red corn cobs and a whiten to see if the redens did the job. Ever here’s of a rain barrel to catch water for warshin the ladies hair. Sittin up with the dead was a thing when my great mother died. I was 4 or 5, but mom and my sister and me took our turn. Poor old gal had diabetes, she was blind, had lost both her legs by then and I reckon she was whittled down to where she decided to leave. Late 80’s in years. Guess that ain’t a bad run. Ain’t no one gettin outta here alive.

[ifinnegan]

A dresser.

[gundog]

Fixentocommenceto....about to get started getting started on something.

[9YearLurker]

Ever spend any time in England or Boston or used any Worcestershire sauce?

[ifinnegan]

And the past tense if come is come, not came.

He come round pert near eight o’clock.

[gundog]

Opens ip that wampus cat can of worms....

[gundog]

[gundog]

Really? He appeared as David Browne, in season #2. Briscoe Darling didn’t appear until season #3.

[equaviator]

I loved ol' Jed's line to Jethro: "You done found your life's callin' again, boy?"

[Albion Wilde]

Vienna, Virginia is pronounced “Vienna, Virginia.” But Vienna, Georgia is pronounced “vie-EE-na, JAWja.”

[Albion Wilde]

The milk has been in the fridge too long, now it’s rurnt.

Haha, yeah— ROINT. I had to make my NC relative spell it for me the first time she said that to me.

[Albion Wilde]

Actually there are multiple ways to pronounce it. Most people around here say Loo a ville.

Here in Merlin (Maryland), we have the river harbor town of Havre de Grace:

HAVE d'grace

HARV dee grah

HAVer de graws

HAVer dee grass

[sauropod]

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[chalkfarmer]

I’m going to the house dreckly...because I left my _____ at the house.

[Hatteras]

Not bad. But ‘ten’ is teeyun. Goes double for ‘tin’.

[FL_Native]

Wha cha atter?
What are you after?
Why did you come here?

[Fresh Wind]

The “city of brotherly love” is known as “Flelfya” around here, and a little north, the “Christmas City” is known as “Bethlum”.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

no r in sattaday.

In parts parts of New England, it's pronounced "Sa-dee".

Mundee, Toosdee, Wensdee, Thursdee, Frydee, Sa-dee and Sundee.