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How To Speak Hillbilly [humor]
iFunny ^ | 11/21/2022 | c2stni51qv7498

Posted on 11/11/2023 7:03:22 PM PST by simpson96



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To: simpson96

He’s “nutty as a peach orchard boar”. = He’s crazy Jim.
Thanks to all the vets here. Remember “all gave some/some gave all”.


21 posted on 11/11/2023 7:57:42 PM PST by Equine1952
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To: Equine1952

And my best Festus saying: He was so tall he could hunt geese with a rake.


22 posted on 11/11/2023 7:59:38 PM PST by eastforker (All in, I'm all Trump,what you got!)
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To: simpson96

The milk has been in the fridge too long, now it’s rurnt.

I’m gonna go warsh up now.


23 posted on 11/11/2023 8:01:01 PM PST by Graybeard58 (There are only two sexes but there are 57 different types of queers.)
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To: eastforker

I didn’t know it was in the dictionary. Wow.


24 posted on 11/11/2023 8:04:01 PM PST by Silentgypsy (In my defense, I was left unsupervised.)
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To: TexasGator

Is it peecans in pruhleens? Pecans in prayleens?

A friend from Mississippi would not let me say long a Pralines!!!


25 posted on 11/11/2023 8:05:21 PM PST by YouGoTexasGirl ( )
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To: Silentgypsy

Is catawampus a real word?
diagonally; obliquely. We took a shortcut and walked catawampus across the field. Also: cattywampus. [1830–40 for earlier sense “utterly”; cata- diagonally ( see cater-cornered) + -wampus, perh. akin to wampish]This word is first recorded in the period 1830–40.


26 posted on 11/11/2023 8:05:47 PM PST by eastforker (All in, I'm all Trump,what you got!)
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To: simpson96

The President lives in Warshington, DC !!!


27 posted on 11/11/2023 8:07:06 PM PST by YouGoTexasGirl ( )
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To: simpson96

What kinda coke you want with that?

Make it a sprite pleasesir.

Alrighty then.


28 posted on 11/11/2023 8:14:56 PM PST by Yardstick
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To: eastforker
fixento = fix’n to

Full Texan is adding “R” to words that need it, such as Warsh.

Warsh your hands

Warsh your hair.

29 posted on 11/11/2023 8:17:25 PM PST by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
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To: eastforker

We always used kitty corner from the crick. I reckons.


30 posted on 11/11/2023 8:18:43 PM PST by Equine1952
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To: Deaf Smith

Except the U in february, was just febrary and no r in sattaday.


31 posted on 11/11/2023 8:24:25 PM PST by eastforker (All in, I'm all Trump,what you got!)
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To: eastforker

Sowbelly’n beans is what’s fer dinner

If ya’ all are a fixen to go I’ll tag along for the ride

Where I grew up Missouri ended with an “a” and sounded like Mizzoura.


32 posted on 11/11/2023 8:30:53 PM PST by Equine1952
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To: simpson96

I’ll be there direckly.


33 posted on 11/11/2023 8:33:38 PM PST by Clay Moore (My pistol identifies as a cordless hole punch)
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To: Jemian

Uptown it might be an armoire.


34 posted on 11/11/2023 8:33:40 PM PST by Tucker39 ("It is impossible so to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible." George Washington )
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To: Equine1952

As Josey Wales said, they in for a missora boat ride.


35 posted on 11/11/2023 8:38:58 PM PST by eastforker (All in, I'm all Trump,what you got!)
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To: eastforker

“...she said it was a made up word...”
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All words were “made up” (at one time or another).


36 posted on 11/11/2023 8:45:43 PM PST by Repeal The 17th (Get out of the matrix and get a real life.)
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To: broken_clock

Actually there are multiple ways to pronounce it.

Most people around here say Loo a ville. Accent on Loo, all rolled together


37 posted on 11/11/2023 8:46:57 PM PST by ChildOfThe60s ( If you can remember the 60s.....you weren't really there..)
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To: simpson96

Farscape is what you sit out on on a warm night.


38 posted on 11/11/2023 8:49:51 PM PST by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: simpson96

Tennessee=Tin-uh-say
Texas=Tix-us
Right=Rot
Light=lot
Water=Wutter
Wife=Waff
Sky=Skaw
Tires=Tars


39 posted on 11/11/2023 8:51:20 PM PST by Zuriel (Acts 2:38,39....Do you believe it?)
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To: simpson96

Y’all = Singular
Alls Y’all = plural.
kin folk = family


40 posted on 11/11/2023 8:54:59 PM PST by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
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