I won’t sleep with a man until he spends $2,000 on me — Here’s why

NY Post ^ | November 2, 2023 | Jana Hocking

[C19fan]

t’s a question as old as time: how long should you wait before you sleep together?

As a woman, this question is particularly tricky.

Not because we’re supposed to be ‘ladies’.

That view died as soon as the Sex and the City girls knocked blokes over the head with the news that, yes, women enjoy getting jiggy with it just as much as they do.

No, no, it’s trickier for women because thanks to podcaster Joe Rogan, we’ve all heard about the frightful ‘post nut syndrome’ (PNS).

[kenmcg]

At least he admits to being a hooker, even if she beats around the bush.

[redfreedom]

I just cannot imagine hiring a $2000 whore when there are pretty clean professional prostitutes around for a fraction of that. And this $2000 whore sounds like a democrat, all the more reason to keep clear of her. Unless of course you place a Russian flag over her face, pay her nothing and do it for revenge.

Not that I’ve ever hired such a service, just saying.

[AppyPappy]

BoomerBait

[leaning conservative]

Simply this.

[central_va]

"she beats around the bush"

Do you want to rephrase that?

[AndyJackson]

That checklist should include things like: What do they do for a job? Do they maintain basic adult responsibilities – like remembering to take the rubbish out, how to do laundry, can they cook a basic meal? Where do they live? Have they been to jail? If yes, what for? How long ago was their last relationship? Why did they break up? What’s their take on contraception? Condoms should be a non-negotiable people! Do you feel safe around them? Do you feel confident they will contact you the next morning?

Do you actually have an adult conversation with your date? What do you do and whereabouts do you live are kind of basic things you discover about someone. Or are you realy a slut and just jump into bed with a guy who chats you up at the bar and buys a couple of rounds?

IOWs is your life lesson to stop being a slut and start being a whore? Or should you try to be a real woman worthy of a relationship with a real man? And this is not about sexual morality. It's about you having enough character to demand character from the guy you are going to have a relationship with.

[Jotmo]

“It’s a question as old as time: how long should you wait before you sleep together?

As a woman, this question is particularly tricky.”

Seriously? Tricky? Old as time?

If I recall correctly, our ancestors figured this one out many thousands of years ago.

How about when he has made a public vow to God and all men that he will care for, love and provide for you until death separates you?

That seems like a definitive inflection point to me.

[central_va]

inflation people.

[spincaster]

My wife was under $50.00 and we have been happily married for 35 years now.

[SaveFerris]

Sadly. This is what modern society has progressed to.

[DIRTYSECRET]

Thailand. 1970’s. $3.

[Rlsau1]

Shallow and superficial seems to be the fashion of choice for far too many. No wonder they are miserable. Pretending to be happy with your life is not the same as actually being happy with your life.

[three century american]

that was ben franklin when he was ambassador to france.

[dfwgator]

I’ve learned the key to being happy, is to not expect anything, then if you do get something, it’s a bonus.

[Yo-Yo]

I think she's approaching her "Best By" date.

[Jotmo]

It’s been said that a man does not pay a proustite for sex, he pays her to go away afterword’s.

Do you think she lets these guys have that part of the deal?

[leaning conservative]

Agree completely.

[Qiviut]

What you said.

[dfwgator]

She’s worth about tree fiddy.

[leaning conservative]

It is really sad.