Posted on 09/21/2023 11:33:50 AM PDT by real saxophonist
Woman walking dog attacked by moose in Boulder County
By: Robert Garrison
Sep 20, 2023
BOULDER COUNTY, Colo. — A woman walking her dog was attacked by a moose near Ward in Boulder County.
It happened Wednesday morning on the South Saint Vrain Trail, according to Colorado Parks and Wildlife.
The cow moose charged the woman, headbutting and stomping on her several times, CPW said. She was able to walk to a nearby neighbor’s house and got help.
CPW said the woman was transported to a local hospital. The dog has minor injuries, and the neighbor reported it was leashed.
Wildlife officers were not able to locate that animal but posted signs warning visitors of a potentially aggressive moose in the area.
Moose perceive dogs as predators or threats, like a coyote or wolf, and can go after dogs. CPW recommends keeping dogs leashed while hiking.
I’m about to take a shower 🚿 (for real).
So have to read later.
Never get between Michelle Obama and a free meal.
You answered most of the important questions, but did the story have a proper happy ending, which would be a trip to Tim Horton’s.
Thank you for preemptively answering all the pertinent questions.
The Moose is Loose…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ftFziQhMubw
One suspect is cleared. Not a moose.
Official result on file:
Was Ralph Kramden a Moose Lodge member?
No.
On ‘The Honeymooners’ Ralph and Ed were members of The Racoons, or The International Loyal Order of Friendly Racoons, which was headed up by the Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler.
Special M00se effects?
I don’t think they have Tim Horton’s in Colorado.
Alsø alsø wik
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yer?
See the løveli lakes
The wonderful telephøne system
And mani interesting furry animals
The Producers would like to thank The Forestry Commission Doune Admissions Ltd, Keir and Cowdor Estates, Stirling University, and the people of Doune for their help in the making of this film.
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Including the majestic møøse
A Møøse once bit my sister ...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink".
We apologise for the fault in the
subtitles. Those responsible have been
sacked.
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those
responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked
have been sacked.
Møøse trained by TUTTE HERMSGERVORDENBROTBORDA
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Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL
Møøse Choreographed by HORST PROT III
Miss Taylor's Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
Møøse trained to mix
concrete and sign com-
plicated insurance
forms by JURGEN WIGG
Møøses' noses wiped by BJORN IRKESTOM-SLATER WALKER
Large møøse on the left
half side of the screen
in the third scene from
the end, given a thorough
grounding in Latin,
French and "O" Level
Geography by BO BENN
Suggestive poses for the
Møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER
Antler-care by LIV THATCHER
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great expense and at the last
minute.
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JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama
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University, and the people of Doune for their help in the
making of this film.
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are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters,
or history of any person is entirely accidental and
unintentional.
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JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama
EARL J. LLAMA
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Even if they do, the U.S. Tim’s just aren’t the same, so I can understand the Moose being in bad temper.
It one wants to reduce moose attacks south of the border, one needs to step up the quality of the coffee, the timbits, and the help. If a moose asks for a double-double, he should not have to explain himself.
LOL
Was there a hyphen left out? Was it a woman walking a dog or was it a woman-walking dog? Did the woman get attacked or was the dog the target?
8~)
Amos, Andy and Kingfish were members of the Mystic Knights of the Sea lodge???
My memory is fading....
Was it wearing black bloc? /s
She’s very fortunate. Moose are amongst the most dangerous of North American large animals.
Even the animals have gone nutso.
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