Idiot Climate Activists Who ‘Glued’ Themselves to Road Might Require Amputation

NewsWars ^ | July 13, 2023 | Staff

[Red Badger]

Viral footage features two German climate activists with their hands still encased in a chunk of asphalt after being rescued.

A duo of moronic climate change activists in Germany who used a concrete mixture to glue their hands to asphalt may need to have their hands amputated, reports circulating on social media claim.

Footage going viral on Twitter shows two female activists standing around with their hands still encased in a chunk of asphalt after being freed.

“Eco-activists in Germany used a concrete and epoxy resin mixture to glue their hands to the asphalt in protest,” reads one caption to the viral video.

“Tragically, the consequences may require potential amputation of their hands.”

The incident comes as activists in Germany also “glued” themselves to the tarmacs of airports in Hamburg and Düsseldorf on Thursday, with the German government slamming the so-called protests that caused flight delays, cancellations and other travel disruptions as “criminal activity.”

The practice of affixing themselves to pavement has become more popular with German climate alarmists in recent months, often requiring officers to use drills and chisels to free the misguided imbeciles.

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[VTenigma]

The ultimate irony. Epoxies are made from petroleum.

[joma89]

We can only hope both lose their hands.

[DouglasKC]

Maybe they’ll glue their heads next...

[stevio]

How do these people get around, cook, heat, and cool their homes? Oh, you mean they’re hypocrites?

[lowbridge]

They won’t be able to do that again.

[mikey_hates_everything]

Talk about mental illnesses. Even if they got what they wanted, it’s worth losing their hands over anyway?

[IYAS9YAS]

They better amputate their other hands, too, just to be safe.

[GingisK]

I love happy endings.

[Vaduz]

Indeed

[FlingWingFlyer]

Just paint dual yellow “do not pass” stripes on it and forget about it.

[NorthMountain]

often requiring officers to use drills and chisels to free the misguided imbeciles.

Do they not have snowplows in Germany?

[Red Badger]

[Red Badger]

In July? They are probably in storage..................

[gitmo]

That’s funny.

[NorthMountain]

Summer is the perfect time for preventative maintenance and testing.

;’}

[gitmo]

It would have been more efficient to cut their hands off and leave them imbedded in the runway.

[Disambiguator]

Some of the clothing they are wearing is made from synthetic materials.

Whoops.

[Sequoyah101]

The only thing “tragic” about this is how stupid they are and that they didn’t do a face plant.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

“Hey guys! Watch me protest this!”

[ByteMercenary]

“I recommend doing that at the neck.”

That was my first thought as well ...