Posted on 07/03/2023 9:48:34 AM PDT by Pining_4_TX
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Biden wore a ceremonial feathered headdress today as he welcomed Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi for an official state visit.
"Are we ready to pass around the peace pipe?" asked President Biden. "I'm just kidding — I can't smoke peyote before lunch! It gives me the tummy rumbles! Not a joke!"
In preparation for Mr. Modi's visit, President Biden reportedly spent several hours mastering a traditional rain dance. "Are you ready to make it rain, chief?" Biden asked Mr. Modi as he began the dance. "Took me two weeks to get all these tomahawk chop moves right, but I wanted you to feel right at home. Speaking of, I had the staff set up a teepee in your bedroom if you're more comfortable sleeping in there."
According to White House staff, the two leaders are scheduled to discuss several important matters ranging from casino taxes to the dwindling number of buffalo.
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On a scale of 1 to 10, this one gets a 20!
Actually sounds like something taterhead would do.........whatever The Bee is paying their writers, it isn’t enough. 😏
Scream! ROFL!!!
“Their skin doesn’t look that red to me”, Biden was overheard later commenting.
At least he didn’t play music by the Modi Blues
And then Biden asked the PM “What tribe are you from”?
😂😂
Nice Job...lol
Biden also apologized for the poor treatment that Modi’s ancestor received from the 7th Calvary
“But your boys sure got us back when you caught up with Custer at Little Big Horn” Biden said.
Modi just glanced over at Biden with a very puzzled look as he ate his Tandoori.
Did he introduce the prime minister to elizabeth warren?
To protect it’s HUMAN population against COVID-19 infection, India distributed millions and millions of doses of Ivermectin, but did so in unmarked boxes and on the down low so as not to piss off U.S. authorities who at the time were pouring everything they had into propagandizing U.S. citizens by demonizing the utterly safe wonder drug.
Dot. Not feather
He should also borrow Trudeau’s Bollywood outfit and do a little rain dance....
Chief Showers-with-daughter? How appropriate for the times ...
I had a ‘67 Pontiac that had an Indian head profile as the high beam indicator.
It looked a lot like your pic.
I am reminded of all those 1970s photos of the leader of the USSR when he visited Oklahoma. Then Governor Hall had him put on a head dress. What a hoot! And out of place.
What dumbshit in the State dept. failed to tell the doofus in chief these are India indians not the Sioux!
Had to be the Bee!
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