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Elon Musk Wants to Buy a News Channel [ Parody ]
Elon Musk's Twitter page ^ | 6:39 PM · Jun 5, 2023 | Elon Musk

Posted on 06/06/2023 1:00:30 PM PDT by TBP

I’m planning to buy @CNN or @FoxNews

I’ll make it into a completely bipartisan news network.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cnn; fakenews; fox; musk; news; satire
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To: Red Badger

You know buying MSNBC would be great as you take out the worst Leftist one


21 posted on 06/06/2023 1:42:59 PM PDT by tophat9000 (Tophat90000)
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To: joesbucks

agree. but nobody reads the washington post and yet jeff bezos bought it.


22 posted on 06/06/2023 1:44:08 PM PDT by ckilmer (ui)
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To: TBP

bipartisan news network

Bipartisan ? Fail !!!

How about one that reports the truth, ever think about that Elon ?


23 posted on 06/06/2023 1:46:33 PM PDT by csvset (tolerance becomes a crime when attached to evil)
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To: TBP

He’d go broke. No one is interested in the truth these days. They want “their truth.”


24 posted on 06/06/2023 2:05:54 PM PDT by Vermont Lt
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To: TBP

It will be called CCP News Organization.


25 posted on 06/06/2023 2:37:56 PM PDT by vivenne
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To: TBP

Its parody account, not the real Musk

“I’m on a quest to bang AOC on Mars. (Parody Account).”

Nut case.


26 posted on 06/06/2023 2:47:33 PM PDT by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
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To: TBP
Allen Combs vs Pat Buchanan, the old crossfire. The Mclaughlin group with all sides truly represented.
27 posted on 06/06/2023 2:48:04 PM PDT by political1 (Love your neighbors)
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To: ckilmer

Nobody is a big word. I would say many people don’t read the Washington Post, but there are still many that do.


28 posted on 06/06/2023 2:56:00 PM PDT by joesbucks
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To: TBP

They should be going cheap by now


29 posted on 06/06/2023 3:04:46 PM PDT by Vaduz (....)
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To: TBP

He could just start his own from scratch. There are more than enough anchors let go from both left and right. Even better if he hires anchors who are neither left or right.


30 posted on 06/06/2023 3:34:04 PM PDT by Freedom_Is_Not_Free (America -- July 4, 1776 to November 3, 2020 -- R.I.P.)
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To: TBP

Musk: “I’ll make it into a completely bipartisan news network.”

HEY IDIOT - if you do that, people will pay attention and they might even vote for what’s best for America.

...he’ll be stopped.


31 posted on 06/06/2023 4:14:32 PM PDT by BobL
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Bipartisan? WTF is that!? How about moral instead of ‘bipartisan’. Guess what, it doesn’t work.

“I want to kill you 1000x”

“But I don’t want to die”

“Ok, we’ll make it bipartisan and split the difference. Compromise. I kill you only 500x then.

“Well, we did our best people and we came away with a bipartisan agreement everyone agrees on”.

Bye, bye

People who compromise with evil become its servant and its victim.


32 posted on 06/06/2023 4:42:41 PM PDT by Justa (If where you came from is so great then why aren't Floridians moving there?)
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To: TBP

Parody.


33 posted on 06/06/2023 4:44:43 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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To: TBP

Hot dog!!!


34 posted on 06/06/2023 5:34:05 PM PDT by Karoo
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