Posted on 05/26/2023 10:01:30 AM PDT by aquila48
EAST AURORA, NY - In a show of solidarity with a vocal minority of gender activists who don't purchase their products, Fisher-Price introduced the "My First Gender Transition" playset for kids ages 2 to 9.
"The My First Gender Transition playset helps your child have a fun time playing pretend while in no way being inculcated with an emotionally destructive ideology," said Product Manager Murthina Spillwig who may soon be updating her resumé. "Parents in our focus groups were excited to force their kids to pretend to enjoy the playset for Instagram."
The playset is bursting with a plethora of features to confuse your toddler, including:
-My First Gonadotropin-Releasing Hormone Analogue puberty-blocking toy syringe
-Top Surgery For Tykes toy surgical table
-Barnyard and jungle-themed breast binders and packing underwear
-Therapist doll that, when squeezed, whispers, "Don't tell your parents."
-A lifesize poster of inspiring role model Dr. Rachel Levine
In anticipation of the success of the gender-affirming playset, Fisher-Price has announced they will soon be releasing the "My First Detransition" playset.
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No burdizzo?
That's not a saw...
...THIS is a saw.
A cutoff saw!
I had to check if it was the Bee.
These days, it would not surprise me if it was real.
Ahhh, yes. Bazoombagate.
You’re right. If this impacts Fisher-Price sales, they may sue.
Perhaps the moderater of Free Republic should pull this post.
FYI, Mattel owns Fisher-Price now.
Boy the list of this BS is getting long now!!
OMG it is the BEE, OOPS, this is ridiculous when you just can’t see satire anymore!!{
Has Mattel gone trans?
Lordy how I love The Bee
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