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Fisher-Price Introduces 'My First Gender Transition' Playset [Satire]
Babylon Bee ^

Posted on 05/26/2023 10:01:30 AM PDT by aquila48

EAST AURORA, NY - In a show of solidarity with a vocal minority of gender activists who don't purchase their products, Fisher-Price introduced the "My First Gender Transition" playset for kids ages 2 to 9.

"The My First Gender Transition playset helps your child have a fun time playing pretend while in no way being inculcated with an emotionally destructive ideology," said Product Manager Murthina Spillwig who may soon be updating her resumé. "Parents in our focus groups were excited to force their kids to pretend to enjoy the playset for Instagram."

The playset is bursting with a plethora of features to confuse your toddler, including:

-My First Gonadotropin-Releasing Hormone Analogue puberty-blocking toy syringe

-Top Surgery For Tykes toy surgical table

-Barnyard and jungle-themed breast binders and packing underwear

-Therapist doll that, when squeezed, whispers, "Don't tell your parents."

-A lifesize poster of inspiring role model Dr. Rachel Levine

In anticipation of the success of the gender-affirming playset, Fisher-Price has announced they will soon be releasing the "My First Detransition" playset.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; isthisthebee
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1 posted on 05/26/2023 10:01:30 AM PDT by aquila48
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To: aquila48

Mr. Potato dick turns into Taco Mamma. Nice!


2 posted on 05/26/2023 10:03:41 AM PDT by blackdog ((Z28.310) My dog Sam eats purple flowers.)
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To: aquila48

lolz at the saw.


3 posted on 05/26/2023 10:07:20 AM PDT by AAABEST ( NY/DC/CA media/political/military industrial complex DELENDA EST)
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To: aquila48
Dang it. I've got to check the source first. I hate it when that happens.
4 posted on 05/26/2023 10:07:45 AM PDT by budj
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To: aquila48

The thing to remember is that the current pathology of this country isn’t organic or grass-roots, it’s completely synthetic and top-down, dreamed up in places like Beijing, ‘think-tanks’ in DC and the Pentagon, and Frankfurt, to demoralize the public through media and entertainment, turning the courts upside-down, and eroding everyone’s rights to supposedly to protect a few. Buckle up.


5 posted on 05/26/2023 10:12:14 AM PDT by SpaceBar
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To: SpaceBar
"thing to remember is that the current pathology of this country isn’t organic or grass-roots, it’s completely synthetic and top-down, dreamed up in places like Beijing, ‘think-tanks’ in DC and the Pentagon, and Frankfurt, to demoralize the public through media and entertainment, turning the courts upside-down, and eroding everyone’s rights to supposedly to protect a few. Buckle up."

Absolutely. This can't be repeated loudly and often enough. Thank you.

6 posted on 05/26/2023 10:18:42 AM PDT by blackdog ((Z28.310) My dog Sam eats purple flowers.)
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To: budj

That’s how far down we have gone. Many will think this is real until checking source


7 posted on 05/26/2023 10:19:42 AM PDT by gibsonguy
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To: aquila48

Every time I think, “OK, this is the bottom of the barrel, things in this nation just can’t get any more insane”, a story like this comes along.


8 posted on 05/26/2023 10:25:20 AM PDT by Signalman
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To: gibsonguy

I was certain it was real—we may be just weeks or months from it happening...

The perverts are just not taking “no” for an answer.


9 posted on 05/26/2023 10:26:57 AM PDT by cgbg (Claiming that laws and regs that limit “hate speech” stop freedom of speech is “hate speech”.)
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To: gibsonguy
- Many will think this is real until checking source -

And there are people who might hear of it "word of mouth" and rush to Target only to complain that Target does not carry it. ;-)

10 posted on 05/26/2023 10:29:16 AM PDT by ken in texas
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To: Signalman

You’re right but this is satire


11 posted on 05/26/2023 10:32:13 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
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To: cgbg

It’ll happen any day now, sadly.


12 posted on 05/26/2023 10:32:58 AM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: SpaceBar

That’s a good assessment.


13 posted on 05/26/2023 10:34:30 AM PDT by avenir ("They sang His praise...they soon forgot His works")
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To: aquila48

Seriously, the Babylon Bee should be very careful about naming a company like Fisher-Price, especially in a spoof. Things are so darned touchy right now, it is a lawyers’ paradise.


14 posted on 05/26/2023 10:37:32 AM PDT by ThePatriotsFlag (When Ashli Babbitt’s video-taped murderer Michael Byrd is indicted, I’ll start paying attention.)
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To: Signalman

🤣 It’s the Bee. But, the fact we had to check is 😞


15 posted on 05/26/2023 10:46:54 AM PDT by cowboyusa (YESHUA IS KING OF AMERICA! AMERICA FIRST! DEATH TO MARXISM AND GLOBALISM!)
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To: aquila48

did they send a set to dylan?


16 posted on 05/26/2023 10:51:14 AM PDT by joshua c (to disrupt the system, we must disrupt our lives, cut the cable tv)
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To: aquila48

i think the LEFT reads the bee to decide what to do next


17 posted on 05/26/2023 10:52:39 AM PDT by joshua c (to disrupt the system, we must disrupt our lives, cut the cable tv)
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To: Vaquero

Satire is almost singlehandedly saving our sanity here in what used to be the U.S. of A.

And boy howdy does it need saving.


18 posted on 05/26/2023 10:53:05 AM PDT by one guy in new jersey
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To: aquila48

If only they’d concluded the column by saying “Now exclusively available at a Target store near you.”


19 posted on 05/26/2023 11:00:17 AM PDT by alancarp (George Orwell was an optimist.)
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To: aquila48

Are all these companies Mental ?


20 posted on 05/26/2023 11:08:17 AM PDT by butlerweave
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