Posted on 05/26/2023 10:01:30 AM PDT by aquila48
EAST AURORA, NY - In a show of solidarity with a vocal minority of gender activists who don't purchase their products, Fisher-Price introduced the "My First Gender Transition" playset for kids ages 2 to 9.
"The My First Gender Transition playset helps your child have a fun time playing pretend while in no way being inculcated with an emotionally destructive ideology," said Product Manager Murthina Spillwig who may soon be updating her resumé. "Parents in our focus groups were excited to force their kids to pretend to enjoy the playset for Instagram."
The playset is bursting with a plethora of features to confuse your toddler, including:
-My First Gonadotropin-Releasing Hormone Analogue puberty-blocking toy syringe
-Top Surgery For Tykes toy surgical table
-Barnyard and jungle-themed breast binders and packing underwear
-Therapist doll that, when squeezed, whispers, "Don't tell your parents."
-A lifesize poster of inspiring role model Dr. Rachel Levine
In anticipation of the success of the gender-affirming playset, Fisher-Price has announced they will soon be releasing the "My First Detransition" playset.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Mr. Potato dick turns into Taco Mamma. Nice!
lolz at the saw.
The thing to remember is that the current pathology of this country isn’t organic or grass-roots, it’s completely synthetic and top-down, dreamed up in places like Beijing, ‘think-tanks’ in DC and the Pentagon, and Frankfurt, to demoralize the public through media and entertainment, turning the courts upside-down, and eroding everyone’s rights to supposedly to protect a few. Buckle up.
Absolutely. This can't be repeated loudly and often enough. Thank you.
That’s how far down we have gone. Many will think this is real until checking source
Every time I think, “OK, this is the bottom of the barrel, things in this nation just can’t get any more insane”, a story like this comes along.
I was certain it was real—we may be just weeks or months from it happening...
The perverts are just not taking “no” for an answer.
And there are people who might hear of it "word of mouth" and rush to Target only to complain that Target does not carry it. ;-)
You’re right but this is satire
It’ll happen any day now, sadly.
That’s a good assessment.
Seriously, the Babylon Bee should be very careful about naming a company like Fisher-Price, especially in a spoof. Things are so darned touchy right now, it is a lawyers’ paradise.
🤣 It’s the Bee. But, the fact we had to check is 😞
did they send a set to dylan?
i think the LEFT reads the bee to decide what to do next
Satire is almost singlehandedly saving our sanity here in what used to be the U.S. of A.
And boy howdy does it need saving.
If only they’d concluded the column by saying “Now exclusively available at a Target store near you.”
Are all these companies Mental ?
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