PETA tells Jill Biden to stop using 'chicken eggs' for Easter Egg Roll: Use 'lovely painted rocks' instead

Fox News ^ | March 15, 2023 | Jeffrey Clark

[McGruff]

Animal rights group PETA is calling on the White House to refrain from using "real chicken eggs" for the White House Easter Egg Roll this year.

The White House is holding its annual Easter Egg Roll on April 10, its first celebration after the event was paused for two years due to COVID concerns.

PETA President Ingrid Newkirk suggested that the White House could "choose instead reusable plastic or wooden eggs — or even lovely painted rocks or egg-shaped balls" — instead of the traditional chicken eggs.

The President of PETA also argued that Jill Biden, who received a Ph.D. in education, would understand that Americans should learn how "smart" and "sensitive" chickens are because she is "an educator."

[McGruff]

You thought this was from the Babylon Bee didn't you.

[DaiHuy]

And like a good little leftist Jill will comply

[FlingWingFlyer]

How about “lovely, painted dog turds”? Nobody gets hurt and no PETA Chimps would scare anybody by protesting naked.

[SauronOfMordor]

Chickens are alive because they give us eggs or meat.

[Leaning Right]

> PETA: Use ‘lovely painted rocks’ instead <

Wait until PETR here’s about this! There’s gonna be hell to pay.

PETR = People for the Ethical Treatment of Rocks

[Maine Mariner]

She does not have a Ph.D. a doctorate of philosphy.
She has an Ed.U, a doctorate of education.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

The President of PETA also argued that Jill Biden, who received a Ph.D. in education, would understand that Americans should learn how "smart" and "sensitive" chickens are because she is "an educator."

Let's see Ingrid go into a barnyard when the rooster has his dander up. Chickens can be nasty.

[ConservativeInPA]

I have long been a donor to PETA. As such, I am totally against this rhetoric. PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) is an outstanding organization that fights for the rights and freedoms of humans around the world.

[DannyTN]

That’s going to make the egg toss a lot more deadly.

[jpp113]

So Ingrid thinks that the easter eggs are fertilized eggs? Nut Case.

[DaiHuy]

Another suggestion would be a drag queen Easter egg hunt.

[frank ballenger]

Heard a reference to “the $1.50 a dozen eggs when Trump was in office.”

Now at $5.95 a dozen or much more, the egg hunt will save a fortune.

And send it to the head of Ukraine or to pay for American women to travel to get abortions.

[jpp113]

Then perhaps they should change their name to “PETE” - People for the Ethical Treatment of Eggs.

[SheepWhisperer]

What man among you, if his son asks him for bread, will give him a stone?

...a leftist, that’s who

[NorthMountain]

How about we mummify the PETA freaks in saran wrap and roll them around?

[WKUHilltopper]

How about we just roll Newkirk’s and Taco Jill’s lovely painted ass?

[lee martell]

I hope Jill tells PETA;
‘Go eat a Rock, why don’t you?”

[dfwgator]

Rocks - Not Just For Halloween Anymore

[bantam]

Sorry but almost anyone can get a doctorate in education!

[Magnum44]

You thought this was from the Babylon Bee didn't you.