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Everything Californians Should Know Before Moving To Texas
Youtube ^ | 8 March 2023 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 03/08/2023 8:47:57 AM PST by ShadowAce

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1 posted on 03/08/2023 8:47:57 AM PST by ShadowAce
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I used to live in Tx. Now in CaCaLand.

You need to implement a ....... “hold”... on voting rights. Live in the state for at least 12 months before you can have power to change anything.


2 posted on 03/08/2023 8:53:31 AM PST by bobbo666 (Baizuo)
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I favor a full years deprogramming before a Californication moves to any red state


3 posted on 03/08/2023 9:06:15 AM PST by 2nd Amendment
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To: bobbo666

“You need to implement a ....... “hold”... on voting rights. Live in the state for at least 12 months before you can have power to change anything.”

I would make it one full federal election cycle.


4 posted on 03/08/2023 9:13:52 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz (“Racist” is the new “Nazi”.)
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To: bobbo666

the folks moving to Texas are generally good and the ones that we want/need. Basically they were Texans in search of their home.

Welcome!

(Ray Perryman, the economist, crunched some numbers on this...)


5 posted on 03/08/2023 9:18:50 AM PST by ConservativeDude
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To: ShadowAce

Do not come.
Texas has mosquitoes the size of pigeons. We let 9-year-old kids hunt them with shotguns

Giant alligators will eat you pets

Packs of rabid Chupacabras hunt children going to school

Billions of rabid bats

It is LEGAL to shoot at cars with California licence plates

We all carry guns and regularly shoot people in taco joints.

Even new houses in Houston have roaches because it is built on a a swamp

It is so hot the tires on your can melt if you leave the vehicle parked on an asphalt lot too long.

We hate you and will mercilessly bully your kids


6 posted on 03/08/2023 9:25:19 AM PST by Fai Mao (Starve the beast and steal its food!)
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To: ShadowAce

I spent two years in Texas 1978-1980. I was pretty liberal at that time, but learned a lot about hard work, personal responsibility and hot humid weather. Loved hanging out at Gilley’s and the Nesadel roadhouse. Nice people.


7 posted on 03/08/2023 9:26:23 AM PST by Huskrrrr (Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!)
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To: ShadowAce

Born and raised in SE Los Angeles county.
I don’t like Republicans and I despise Democrats.
I like guns, 4WD trucks, raise cattle, Hobby farm, and
cheat on taxes wherever I can get away with it.
Weather in Texas SUX! That is why I live in Hawaii.
I don’t pay much attention to governments. They all suck.
I vote, but they all still suck.
I do pay attention to neighbors, friends, and privacy.
That coupled with technology, makes a good quality of life and that is what we all want.


8 posted on 03/08/2023 9:29:18 AM PST by rellic
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To: Fai Mao

you forgot the rattlesnakes...


9 posted on 03/08/2023 9:40:36 AM PST by rolling_stone
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To: rolling_stone

And Hurricanes.

My transplant neighbor from Michigan was here in Texas for about 2 months when Hurricane Ike his us. They were very shocked at the ferocity of the storm.


10 posted on 03/08/2023 9:54:01 AM PST by Texas resident (Who is running our country?)
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To: ShadowAce
It is working well for the globalists when people from other states blame the inhabitants of a state taken over by socialist vote manipulation .

The inhabitants of other states that havent been taken over YET seem to think they are something special and it can't happen to them

Believe it or not you BIGOTS and bullies from TexAss need to know that MOST people in/from CA are not liberal fruitcakes; the state was hijacked by vote cheating. Stop being such texassers

For example Jim Robinson is from Fresno CA

11 posted on 03/08/2023 9:55:21 AM PST by KTM rider (what if a real J6 happens someday, instead of just a silly false flag show )
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To: Texas resident

geographically Texas is a total shithole and the people tend to be a bit biggotted and self centered


12 posted on 03/08/2023 9:57:49 AM PST by KTM rider (what if a real J6 happens someday, instead of just a silly false flag show )
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To: KTM rider

Lighten up or you are going to make yourself miserable trying to defend California.


13 posted on 03/08/2023 9:58:12 AM PST by ansel12 (NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.)
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To: Fai Mao

And you forgot mock you til the cows come home


14 posted on 03/08/2023 10:02:02 AM PST by Nifster ( I see puppy dogs in the clouds )
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To: ShadowAce

Wish all threads slamming California would come with a caveat that they are being posted on a site located in Fresno, California and owned and operated by the wonderful, patriotic Robinson family.


15 posted on 03/08/2023 10:02:32 AM PST by Churchillspirit (Pray for President Trump)
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To: rolling_stone

…and the water moccasins.


16 posted on 03/08/2023 10:06:52 AM PST by Night Hides Not (Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Gonzales! Come and Take It!)
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To: ansel12
My sister moved the family to Texass from CA

she is a total A-hole, ultra right wing BIGOT racist hate monger, she fits right in

I would rather move to CA than TX ....and thats saying a LOT because I would prefer neither

politics is a mind control game that is intended to keep citizens or subjects fighting and bickering against each other and blaming each other instead of attacking the politicians who are self legalized criminal swindlers, but lets blame our neighbor who thinks differently instead

political bigoty is no different than racism

17 posted on 03/08/2023 10:17:52 AM PST by KTM rider (what if a real J6 happens someday, instead of just a silly false flag show )
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To: KTM rider

“”My sister moved the family to Texass from CA
she is a total A-hole, ultra right wing BIGOT racist hate monger, she fits right in
I would rather move to CA than TX””

Looking at your posting history one sees that this type of hate raging and bigotry is just your personality, so it is easy to see why you would prefer living with Californians to Texans.

I think both states would be happy with your choice.


18 posted on 03/08/2023 10:25:52 AM PST by ansel12 (NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.)
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To: KTM rider
Believe it or not you BIGOTS and bullies from TexAss need to know that MOST people in/from CA are not liberal fruitcakes; the state was hijacked by vote cheating.

California was wrecked by Northeastern liberals moving there and illegal immigration that ramped up after 1986.

It was a great place in the 60s and 70s (even if the gun laws weren't awesome, even back then).

19 posted on 03/08/2023 11:04:31 AM PST by Disambiguator
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To: KTM rider

The only thing that would make California palatable is if a few hundred miles of it slid off into the Pacific and Northern Cal could secede


20 posted on 03/08/2023 11:14:58 AM PST by 2nd Amendment
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