What's your Prediction for the next Stupid thing leftists want to Ban?

[big bad easter bunny]

Asparagus; Its shape is sexist!

[devane617]

vanity posts on fr

[cyclotic]

How dare you, you uncultured swine. You’ve obviously never roasted a Peeps over an open fire.

After you’ve done that, or better, made a Peeps Smore, you will climb on your roof and loudly and publicly repent.

[RoosterRedux]

Exercise. The point of exercise is physical improvement...otherwise known as excellence.

And excellence opposes equality.

On top of that, physical excellence, like academic and/or professional excellence, is racist.

[jmcenanly]

Given the price of eggs, the may be getting a start on that.

[DocRock]

Private chicken ownership... ‘cause bird flu and stuff

[iontheball]

Ban on Oxygen - because you exchange carbon dioxide for oxygen, you are banned from breathing oxygen unless you pay a ‘carbon’ tax.

[Rufii]

Classical music. Every major composer was white.

[KevinB]

What's your Prediction for the next Stupid thing leftists want to Ban?

Leftists seem to only want to ban smart things.

[The Louiswu]

"Books."

Sorry officer I seem to have lost all my books in a boating accident.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Easter Eggs, something about White Supremacy or something..

I think you're on the right track. Maybe they'll ban white eggs. From now on, only brown egg producing EOC hens will be allowed (Eggs of Color).

[EQAndyBuzz]

“They’ll ban exhaling because it emits CO2, unless you buy an exhaling permit the money of which will be used to grow trees.”

They will change CO2 to just Carbon.

[FlingWingFlyer]

All mathematics and science books are “wasis”.

[dfwgator]

Happy Fun Ball

[JoJo354]

I wish it would be the NFL...!

[moovova]

“Asparagus; Its shape is sexist!”

My wife overcooks the asparagus and it comes out limp. Reminds me of something...

[lilypad]

Boats and personal watercraft

[lee martell]

Love Shacks!

[woodbutcher1963]

Actually, a lot of these containers made out of plastic should be changed to paper/cardboard cartons.

We have learned that there is no way to recycle most of these plastic bottles, jugs, etc. So, unless your trash is being burned(like mine in southern NH)there is no reason to package it in plastic.

[M_Continuum]

I can get behind the anti-peep movement 🚫

[conservativeimage]

No tools like screwdriver, hammer or lug wrench, no self maintenance or repair without gov issued license proving safety and critical race theory training.