Posted on 02/11/2023 9:55:28 AM PST by Impy
Here we are, the Super Bowl. 
"As a foreigner I still don't understand the sport very well. Who is this Livie and why is the game named after her?"
"We're actually doing a comedy skit? You've been crapping out on that for weeks."
Maybe a short one.
"So how was your darkness retreat?"
Pretty good but I didn't get to do much sightseeing. Let's do some interviews, Big Chief Andy Reid, welcome to the program.
Thanks for having me, Imp.
Manning Brothers! You are not Andy Reid.
"He'll be at the buffet until kickoff, anyway the NFL is contractually requiring that we never go away and you have to talk to us. Did you enjoy the Pro Bowl?"
I think it's all stupid other than the precision passing contest.
"It was real fun, we had o-lineman throw balls at us like at a carnival, trying to hit the target and dump water on our heads, only it was just confetti cause we're too important to get wet. And but us we mean only Eli because Peyton is too important to get confetti on him."
"That's the best the league could come up with?"
There was also a water balloon toss, not involving us because we're too important to get wet. And we had video of wide receivers catching balls with their feet while sitting in the pool for some reason. Very cool stuff. The theme was the Little Mermaid.
"I'm glad the Super Bowl is an actual football game."
Let me know if you want on/off the list
Thanks for starting the thread! I’m sticking with the Eagles as winning. It’s gonna be a rowdy night in Philadelphia!
Super bowel is in January.
Not for the last 20 years.
Unless you are Joe Biden, his bowels are super every day, hence the Depends.
Philly.
Chiefs - 35
Eagles - 17
I don’t watch it anymore because of the kneeling and the wokeness and I don’t watch it anymore because of all the woke commercials. I’ll be going to Home Depot and Costco this Sunday.
Philly will win because we’re more blackerish.
New word I’m trying out.
Nice hat tip to Bender.
I can watch regular season games and playoffs, but for me, the Super Bowl has become unwatchable, I may tune in the 4th quarter if the game is close.
Unfortunately once Hurts missed a couple games that ended the MVP race.
Most of the kneeling now is to honor God. Been a change recently. Has happen for years with players after the game. Of course the media never show it.
Yes, they lost both games without him.
All female flyover
All black halftime
Wearing out the fact that both starting QBs are black (technically not accurate)
All sounds pretty exhausting to me.........I may just watch the puppy bowl and reruns of Bonanza
Chiefs will win by at least two scores. Philly about to be exposed.
One nice thing this year is, whether or Hurts or Mahomes wins, the winning QB will give God the glory.
Yes, both are Christian men.
I heard they have to coat all the street light poles in Philadelphia with some special slick pig lube of sorts, to keep the people in Philadelphia from climbing and swinging from the street lights.
Right score. You just got the teams wrong.
Eagle defense will strangle the Chiefs
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