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Punxsutawney Phil Emerges From Burrow To Let Everyone Know There Are Some Documents Marked ‘Classified’ Down There
Babylon Bee ^

Posted on 02/02/2023 11:00:29 AM PST by Tench_Coxe

PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA — Locals and Groundhog Day enthusiasts alike were caught off-guard today, as the eponymous groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil, emerged from his burrow and declared to the crowd gathered at Gobbler's Knob that there was a cache of documents marked "Classified" in his underground home.

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Better get on it, DOJ.....
1 posted on 02/02/2023 11:00:29 AM PST by Tench_Coxe
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To: Tench_Coxe

One of the Bee’s better articles.


2 posted on 02/02/2023 11:04:19 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (Donald Trump is a setting sun. Ron DeSantis is a rising star.)
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To: Tench_Coxe

Even satire news has its fluff stories. Pretty good.


3 posted on 02/02/2023 11:06:20 AM PST by Right Wing Vegan (Pot legalization licenses every degenerate pothead piece of trash to force drug neighbors.)
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To: Tench_Coxe

“...but he was quickly subdued, muzzled, and forcefully escorted away by federal agents for waterboarding at an undisclosed government location.”

That’s funny.


4 posted on 02/02/2023 11:11:14 AM PST by chuckb87
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To: Tench_Coxe

Poor Phil, getting waterboarded.


5 posted on 02/02/2023 11:13:36 AM PST by citizen (Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people - John Adams 1798)
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To: Responsibility2nd

They could have had more fun talking about “Special Access” programs.

The compartmentalization and secrecy has gotten insanely complex—and there is a significant portion that is used to cover up incompetence and/or wrongdoing.

Supposedly there are four million individuals in the US with some sort of clearance for classified documents.

That is beyond fixing...


6 posted on 02/02/2023 11:16:52 AM PST by cgbg (Claiming that laws and regs that limit “hate speech” stop freedom of speech is “hate speech”.)
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To: Tench_Coxe

classic!


7 posted on 02/02/2023 12:13:27 PM PST by Gay State Conservative (No Doubt Now: Stolen Election)
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To: cgbg; Red Badger; null and void
Punxsutawney Phil Emerges From Burrow To Let Everyone Know There Are Some Documents Marked ‘Classified’ Down There

A short time ago I was meandering through wiki's page about February 2, and came upon this girl:

1995 – Arfa Karim, Pakistani student and computer prodigy (d. 2012)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arfa_Karim

Died at age 16 of cardiac arrest in 2012 so no one would blame the jab, yet

it's the Microsoft/Bill Gates connection and involvement that is, well... interesting, all considering, a decade later.

It's a weird little world out there.

8 posted on 02/02/2023 12:25:55 PM PST by Ezekiel (🆘️ "Come fly with US". Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with Mars ♂️, aka every man)
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To: Right Wing Vegan

https://www.wdtn.com/news/local-news/montgomery-county-sheriffs-office-posts-punxsutawney-phil-mugshot/


9 posted on 02/02/2023 3:49:32 PM PST by griswold3 (Truth, Beauty and Goodness )
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