Posted on 02/02/2023 11:00:29 AM PST by Tench_Coxe
PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA — Locals and Groundhog Day enthusiasts alike were caught off-guard today, as the eponymous groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil, emerged from his burrow and declared to the crowd gathered at Gobbler's Knob that there was a cache of documents marked "Classified" in his underground home.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
One of the Bee’s better articles.
Even satire news has its fluff stories. Pretty good.
“...but he was quickly subdued, muzzled, and forcefully escorted away by federal agents for waterboarding at an undisclosed government location.”
That’s funny.
Poor Phil, getting waterboarded.
They could have had more fun talking about “Special Access” programs.
The compartmentalization and secrecy has gotten insanely complex—and there is a significant portion that is used to cover up incompetence and/or wrongdoing.
Supposedly there are four million individuals in the US with some sort of clearance for classified documents.
That is beyond fixing...
classic!
A short time ago I was meandering through wiki's page about February 2, and came upon this girl:
1995 – Arfa Karim, Pakistani student and computer prodigy (d. 2012)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arfa_Karim
Died at age 16 of cardiac arrest in 2012 so no one would blame the jab, yet
it's the Microsoft/Bill Gates connection and involvement that is, well... interesting, all considering, a decade later.
It's a weird little world out there.
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