[dforest]

He needs to be in assisted living. I guess that may happen if he keeps this up.

[wildcard_redneck]

I think that Leno’s is writing checks his older body can’t cash. He might want to think of slowing down on the daredevil stunts.

[Jotmo]

Holly Crap.

Sounds like Han Solo needs to stay the hell out of the pilots seat.

Or is that number of “mishaps” normal for a private pilot?

[1Old Pro]

So I turned down a side street and cut through a parking lot,

Trying to take shortcuts.

[ArtDodger]

Tom Cruise on Geritol.

[Red Badger]

I’ve had road rash several times and a dislocated shoulder.

So I can empathize.....................

[WashingtonSource]

Good grief. Talk about a walking accident factory! Time to chill out, Jay.

[Lonely Are The Brave]

A man’s got to know his limitations.

Dirty Harry

[Manic_Episode]

I ran into a waist high cable while running full speed at night one time 40 years ago.

I think that was the last time I touched my toes.

[Leep]

Does he know anything about the top secrets files the bidens stored next to the Vette?

[faucetman]

“Leno broke several bones in a motorcycle...”

I didn’t know that motorcycles had bones!

They also say that a house “has good “bones”.

Houses don’t have bones either! /s

[Georgia Girl 2]

Jay’s getting too old for his hobbies.

[PGR88]

some guy had a wire strung across the parking lot but with no flag hanging from it,” Leno told the newspaper.

People suck. I bet the guy was half-hoping to hurt someone.

[oldplayer]

It doesn’t sound like Leno is blaming anyone, he’s just saying what happened. I’m as old as Jay and still ride fast motorcycles often and my road bicycle 2500 miles a year. I fell off both a few times over the years and I expect to again. Stuff happens. These things don’t stand up by themselves.

For a Hollywood multi-millionaire, Leno is as down to earth as you could wish.

[dfwgator]

He wants to be the next Super Dave Osborne.

[Rummyfan]

If nothing else, Jay needs to be more careful.

[raccoonradio]

Dave Edmunds:
Crawling from the wreckage
Crawling from the wreckage
You’d think by now my body and my brain
would get the message
Crawling from the wreckage
Crawling from the wreckage
Into a brand new car

(Or, motorcycle. Touring NBC Burbank in 08
or so the guide pointed out “Jay Leno’s motorcycle”)

[EinNYC]

Anybody else see a bony finger tapping on his shoulder?

[Bonemaker]

What is the purpose of gas in steam powered cars.

[Demiurge2]

Is Leno in some sort of a competition with Harrison Ford?