Posted on 01/26/2023 5:57:11 AM PST by sodpoodle
A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf.
The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said "Shoot, I missed."
The good Sister told him to watch his language.
On his next swing, he missed again.
"Shoot, I missed."
"Father, I'm not going to play with you if you keep swearing," the nun said tartly..
The priest promised to do better and the round continued.
On the 4th tee, he misses again. The usual comment followed.
Sister is really mad now and says, "Father John, God is going to strike you dead if you keep swearing like that.."
On the next tee, Father John swings and misses again. "Shoot, I missed."
A terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic bolt of lightning comes out of the sky and strikes Sister Marie dead in her tracks.
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Have a nice day!!!
Good one Sod...Love ya..
Two old buddies had a 8AM standing tee time every Saturday for 40 years. Never missed a round of golf. One Saturday as they stood on the first tee, a funeral procession slowly passed by. One of the golfers took off his cap, covered his heart, closed eyes and bowed his head in prayer until the procession passed. His buddie says, my that was the most solemn and moving act of respect I have ever seen. His buddy answered, well I was married to her for 40 years.
LOL! Love a good golf joke.
“Rat Farts!”
“Spalding!”
“Double Rat Farts!”
“Spalding!”
A husband and wife were playing a round of golf. On one hole there was an old barn left standing off the fairway. The wife teed up and drove her ball right up against one of the old barn doors.
The husband said ‘no problem, dear. I’ll open the barn doors and you can hit right through the barn and onto the green.’
He does so, she hits, but lo and behold her shot catches her husband square in the forehead. He’s dead before he hits the ground.
Years pass and the lady golfer remarries - to another golfer of course - and one day the new couple is playing that same course again. The woman tees up and hits the same shot again, right up against the old barn.
Her new husband thinks and offers ‘ no worries dear. I’ll open the barn doors and you can hit through it.’
No i don’t think so she replies. The last time I tried that I took a double-bogey.
how is “shoot” swearing?
That’s a very old joke and perhaps it was cleaned up for FR or another publication.
An engineer, a priest, and a doctor are trying to enjoying a round of golf. Ahead of them is a group playing so slowly and inexpertly that in frustration the three ask the greenkeeper for an explanation. “That’s a group of blind firefighters,” they are told. “They lost their sight saving our clubhouse last year, so we let them play for free.”
The priest says, “I will say a prayer for them tonight.”
The doctor says, “Let me ask my ophthalmologist colleagues if anything can be done for them.”
And the engineer says, “Why can’t they play at night?”
“Golf is a good walk interrupted’’.- Mark Twain.
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