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30 Other Things Investigators Found In Biden’s Garage
Babylon Bee ^
| 1/17/23
Posted on 01/17/2023 6:22:25 PM PST by DeathBeforeDishonor1
Investigators found classified documents in President Biden's garage. No one really knows why it was there, including Biden. But the real story is all the other stuff they found. His garage was a veritable treasure trove of scandal!
Here is the definitive list of items found in Biden's garage:
1.Obama's birth certificate
2.Private hair collection
3.180,000 Trump ballots
4.One of Hunter's hookers
5.Friendship bracelet from President Xi
6.My Patriot Supply buckets (go to preparewithbee.com for an exclusive deal)
7.The real Joe Biden tied up and gagged shouting, "Help! that guy's an imposter!"
8.Unused StairMaster
9.All the CIA's JFK documents
10.Jimmy Hoffa
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: jimmyhoffa; nexttothecorvette
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To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
Biden probably has some kiddie porn but that’ll be covered up.
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posted on
01/17/2023 6:33:22 PM PST
by
grumpygresh
(Civil disobedience by non-compliance; jury and state nullification. )
To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
Joe Biden's sexually abused old dog from Epstein Isand.
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posted on
01/17/2023 6:34:21 PM PST
by
Candor7
( ( Ask not for whom THE Trump trolls...He trolls for thee!))
To: Candor7
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posted on
01/17/2023 6:40:05 PM PST
by
Jane Long
(What we were told was a “conspiracy theory” in 2020 is now fact. 🙏🏻 Ps 33:12 of day. )
To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
2, 3, and 4 made me lol. Great stuff from the Bee, as always.
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posted on
01/17/2023 6:41:01 PM PST
by
cdcdawg
(Hoes mad! LOL! )
To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
7, 8, 22, and 30 are also off the charts funny.
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posted on
01/17/2023 6:42:41 PM PST
by
cdcdawg
(Hoes mad! LOL! )
To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
To: artichokegrower
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posted on
01/17/2023 6:52:51 PM PST
by
thinden
(buckle up ....)
To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
Considering it’s Biden’s garage, I’d have thought Amelia Earhart would be on the list.
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posted on
01/17/2023 6:57:13 PM PST
by
seowulf
(Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos...Will Durant)
To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
No. 22, so that’s where it’s been!
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posted on
01/17/2023 7:01:21 PM PST
by
DejaJude
To: Jane Long
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posted on
01/17/2023 7:03:15 PM PST
by
Candor7
( ( Ask not for whom THE Trump trolls...He trolls for thee!))
To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
4.One of Hunter's hookers Alive or dead?
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posted on
01/17/2023 7:07:31 PM PST
by
TigersEye
(The Democrat Party is criminal, unAmerican and illegitimate )
To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
Amelia Earhart.
Judge Crater.
A Malaysian Airlines 777.
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posted on
01/17/2023 7:33:33 PM PST
by
july4thfreedomfoundation
(Disband and Defund the putrid FBI. America does not need an out of control Gestapo)
To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
Bullwinkle Pez dispenser.
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posted on
01/17/2023 7:48:52 PM PST
by
Pilsner
To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
47 pairs of training wheels
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posted on
01/17/2023 8:40:10 PM PST
by
orlop9
To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
A crate of Dora the Explorer underwear....
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posted on
01/17/2023 8:46:21 PM PST
by
Organic Panic
(Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
To: DeathBeforeDishonor1
31 Joe’s CDL License to rive tractor trailers
32 The African Arrest Warrant of Joe when he ‘was arrested with madella’ according to him
33 Joe’s Valedictorian award for gradiating top of his class in law school
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01/17/2023 9:06:15 PM PST
by
Bob434
To: Bob434
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posted on
01/17/2023 9:07:35 PM PST
by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
To: Bob434
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01/17/2023 9:07:42 PM PST
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Bob434
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