A selection of fruit seeds, stones and pits recovered from the drainage system of the Colosseum, shared by archaeologist Dr Jo Ball
And who didn’t know this?
Bet there was blood involved too!
“Getcher olives and walnuts heah!”
“I’ll take one”
“That’ll be 18.75 denarii”
Larks’ tongues, wrens’ livers, chaffinch brains, jaguars’ earlobes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PObBA2wH5l0
Washed down with a cup or two of falernum wine.
What did they expect? Five Guys cheeseburgers, fries and Bud Light??
So the Gladiator movie was right?
I think I heard the Haggis Booth didn't go over real well. Those Romans returning from the Isles brought some culinary disasters back with them.
Where did they take a leak?
No popcorn yet.
Plus ca change. Plus ca meme chose.
And they drank 16 Denarius beers.
I guess the Lions were undefeated, and I do wonder if the spectators threw snowballs at Santa Claus there? 🤓
Martinis and trail mix.
Absolutely fascinating. It's been a lifelong dream to go to Italy and visit the ancient ruins; Rome, Herculaneum, Pompeii etc.
Hey, you go to the games, you might want a snack and a bevvie.
What? No beer or wine bottles and potato chip wrappers?
I’ve been to the colosseum and so have millions of other people. Those fruits, seeds and pits could have been left by anyone. Or???
CROWD: Aaah. Ohh...
SPECTATOR: What a load of rubbish.
BRIAN: Larks’ tongues. Otters’ noses. Ocelot spleens.
REG: Got any nuts?
BRIAN: I haven’t got any nuts. Sorry. I’ve got wrens’ livers, badgers’ spleens—
REG: No, no, no.
BRIAN: Otters’ noses?
REG: I don’t want any of that Roman rubbish.
JUDITH: Why don’t you sell proper food?
BRIAN: Proper food?
REG: Yeah, not those rich imperialist tit-bits.
BRIAN: Well, don’t blame me. I didn’t ask to sell this stuff.
REG: All right. Bag of otters’ noses, then.
FRANCIS: Make it two.
REG: Two.
FRANCIS: Thanks, Reg.
I hope some of them ate prunes. They deserved to crap themselves after watching a day of Christians being devoured by lions.
Shocking discovery! People in Rome ate olives, figs, nuts, and melons? This is breaking news!
I’m sure there was a sign saying “ no outside food or drink”.