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Swelling legs... what to do?

Posted on 11/25/2022 1:45:41 PM PST by djf

Ok I have swelling legs - they are swollen about 7-12%.


TOPICS: Health/Medicine
KEYWORDS: deadyet; dramaqueen; hh2; humbleqobsessed; legs; swelling; swollenlegs
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To: Lazamataz
I accidentally chainsawed off my legs. I think I noticed some blood, too. What do you all think are my next steps?

Laz, brillantly clever. Thanks. :-)

121 posted on 11/25/2022 2:54:17 PM PST by jigsaw (God Bless Our Wonderful Troops.)
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To: Lazamataz

Identify as a chimney.


122 posted on 11/25/2022 2:57:51 PM PST by lastchance (Credo.)
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To: Lazamataz

Duct tape and bourbon.


123 posted on 11/25/2022 2:58:03 PM PST by neverevergiveup
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To: Lazamataz

If your neck is shooting streams of blood find a hungry vampire.


124 posted on 11/25/2022 2:59:27 PM PST by lastchance (Credo.)
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To: neverevergiveup

125 posted on 11/25/2022 2:59:29 PM PST by gundog ( It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: djf

I’d really like to help.

But, I don’t think I’m logged in.


126 posted on 11/25/2022 2:59:46 PM PST by GOPmember
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To: Lazamataz

Quit your complaining.
Nobody likes a whiner.


127 posted on 11/25/2022 3:00:49 PM PST by Reynoldo (BurnLootMurder)
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To: djf

Pantsuits. Worked for Hillary. Sort of....


128 posted on 11/25/2022 3:00:53 PM PST by fhayek
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To: djf

E.R. You should call for an ambulance and don’t drive yourself in case it is a sign of cardiac problems.


129 posted on 11/25/2022 3:01:04 PM PST by lastchance (Credo.)
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To: djf

Contact a cardiologist immediately! Your heart is not pumping well!


130 posted on 11/25/2022 3:03:35 PM PST by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (Land is simply a place I visit until I can return to the sea.)
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To: Tell It Right

Women always tell me they don’t like sex.
Especially afterward.


131 posted on 11/25/2022 3:05:24 PM PST by Reynoldo (BurnLootMurder)
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To: Rocco DiPippo

That rebar is not installed to code. Call the building inspector.


132 posted on 11/25/2022 3:05:35 PM PST by lastchance (Credo.)
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To: mountainlion; Lazamataz

Did you get that, Bob?


133 posted on 11/25/2022 3:06:40 PM PST by lastchance (Credo.)
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To: djf

If you are over 60 you know what that means.

A good doctor can help you live comfortably a few more years.

Life is not fair and it is not forever.


134 posted on 11/25/2022 3:08:37 PM PST by Prolixus (In all seriousness:)
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To: Lazamataz
I was trying to accelerate some rotary saw blades to Mach 2 and accidentally stepped in front of one. It sliced my head clean off. Now I’m getting dizzy because my head is rolling down a hill. What do you think I should do?

This one was particularly good. :)

135 posted on 11/25/2022 3:09:36 PM PST by DiogenesLamp ("of parents owing allegiance to no other sovereignty.")
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To: Lazamataz

“Dear Free Republic:
I can’t breathe and my chest is painful. There are shooting pains down my left arm. My face is turning blue. What are your suggestions?”

LOL! Yeah I always go to anonymous chat sites for medical advice.


136 posted on 11/25/2022 3:11:10 PM PST by plain talk
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To: Lazamataz

What are your suggestions?

Pray.


137 posted on 11/25/2022 3:12:13 PM PST by drSteve78 (Je suis Deplorable STILL)
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To: Lazamataz

My face is literally on fire

Say hello toSatan would be my first guess.


138 posted on 11/25/2022 3:13:32 PM PST by drSteve78 (Je suis Deplorable STILL)
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To: EEGator

Dr told me himself. It was over a few days but one day 23 lbs of fluid drained. Looked like he was wearing a fat suit.


139 posted on 11/25/2022 3:13:58 PM PST by gcparent (God Bless America )
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To: FatherofFive

Tell the girl to untie you, and get off your chest.

DingDingDing, we have a winner! And you owe me a coffee and a new keyboard. I’m going to just change pants .


140 posted on 11/25/2022 3:16:14 PM PST by drSteve78 (Je suis Deplorable STILL)
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