Posted on 11/20/2022 8:14:36 PM PST by McGruff
PHOENIX, AZ — In a stunning outcome to a highly scrutinized race, Katie Hobbs, the charismatic leader and official vote counter of Arizona, has emerged victorious after 108% of the state's voting precincts reported in. Though mathematicians were puzzled by the plausibility — and, indeed, possibility — of the results, Democrats were quick to hail Hobbs's win as a victory for democracy itself.
"We knew things looked really bad for weeks leading up to election night, what with abysmal approval ratings for our party, Americans feeling negatively about the overall direction of the country, and Ms. Hobbs being afraid to debate her opponent or even appear in public," said Hobbs's campaign spokesperson Hailey Barber-Berger-Jorgensen. "But we felt very confident that once we got our vote tallies from all 108% of precincts, including those in other states and overseas, we would come out victorious."
Republicans were quick to point out that it's not actually possible to have more votes than voters. "This is just another sign that the corrupt Democratic Party is on a crusade to rig our elections and destroy our once beautiful country," former president Donald Trump said in a post to his Truth Social account. "Katie Hobbs is a terrible person and I have trouble looking at her because of those awful glasses. Kari Lake is so much better and she, in fact, won her election, just as I did, though I won mine even more."
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Sad. The Bee’s account is more real than the real news reported on the steal.
She looks like she’s saying: “God, I hope they found those bags of mail-in ballots I left in the ladies room.”
My brother in Prescott is pissed.
Hobbs is the clear winner, with just over 10 million votes. (The population of AZ is about 8 million.)
“Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof.”
The Bee stung me good that time. Swallowed the headline whole. lol
It’s awesome to see the effectiveness and speed with which the communists can manipulate an election, before, during, and long after, in order to assure themselves of the desired outcomes...
Unfortunately, the communists, who now totally control us, are very much like the guy who goes around beating drunks and disabled citizens...
In this case, the drunks and disabled are the American citizens who have become indolent & servile serfs...
Watch Brazil.
-PJ
And if she doesn’t they promise to keep counting until she does!!
Haha!
Sounds about right!
Not sure, is this parody or . . .
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My Irish Setter voted for Hobbs six times
Rerun necessary.
Put that Man on the Ballot !!!!!!!
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Brasília, Brazil's capital Nov. 20th, 10:00 AM People lining up to march in front of the Army Headquarters in Brasília. A massive crowd is expected in Brasília, today.
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