[patriot torch]

That would be like confusing turban Durbin with the landlord from ‘Three’s Company’

[Nervous Tick]

Why would we spend all that money going to Mars when we could just go to Portland?

[Surrounded_too]

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

[ClearCase_guy]

[mfish13]

Were both in their underwear?

[lee martell]

The landlord was one kooky guy. He got what was coming to him. You don’t get drunk and bust into people’s living space at 1AM or 4AM all dressed up like some maniac in a horror movie. Doesn’t matter if you own the property or not.
The tenant saw the drunk-dressed up landlord was holding a gun and....a HAMMER too!!

“Oh, Bleep! Gimme that display sword! This stuff just got real!”

[Pollard]

Little known fact. The Michael Myers mask was modeled after William Shatner.

and now that you've seen it, you'll never unsee it.

[Tired of Taxes]

The tenants didn’t move the first time the landlord threatened them?

[Empire_of_Liberty]

At least he wasn’t The Spy Who Shagged Me, which is what I thought they meant.

[Spok]

It’s Portland. All they do is decline cases. I doubt they know how to file charges.

[Beowulf9]

“The man stabbed Valdivia, who then fell to the floor. Another resident in the home tried to stop the bleeding with paper towels”...

Should’ve used Bounty, the quicker picker upper.

[Delta 21]

Fox can’t even write a decent headline.

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

Why was the landlord dressed as Mike Myers?

[Twotone]

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