Granny was in a hurry.
Go, Penny —
Go, Penny — Go, Penny GO!
(Is she from Pasadena?
Medford is supposedly known as Methford, Oregon.
Is this the way to Country Kitchen Buffet?
Did they have a helicopter on her tail?
There are some educational videos of helicopter tracking on similar drives in LA and some other places. It seems to be a bit of a sport in LA.
There was a Bingo game she just had to get to.
14 mpg here if I keep my foot out of the throttle-body. No way in hades I would ever do that.
“Sonny, can you save the lecture and just write me your ticket? I’m late for the Quilting Queen National Championship! I got my quilt entry in the trunk.
Should I pop the trunk for you, Officer?”
I was following my mother in law back to her home town about 100 miles away. I was going 95+ mph trying to keep up with her. When we finally stopped, she said that she was singing along with the radio and with her cataracts, she couldn’t see the numbers on the speedometer. These things happen.
I was doing 80 in Monterey, CA last week and get this...true story.
I squinted my eyes as a Prius was closing distance on me and thought “Weird”
As the Prius passed me, it had a little old gray haired grandma at the wheel and another gray haired lady as passenger.
They blew right by me probably at 95 mph or better.
It was hilarious
for most people 75 is not what it used to be-not so old-hell our two pressidential 2024 candidates are both going to be older than that
Judge Jeanine on a road trip?
> A 75-year-old woman was arrested early Saturday morning after leading police on a high-speed chase... <
Hillary Clinton is A 75 years old. And she is by nature reckless. So I’ve got to ask. Did this lady have an unsecured internet server in her car? And did she threaten to Arkanside all the arresting officers?
If so, the cops just might have bagged Lady H herself!
And illegals get off scott free for doing the same thing.
My Maserati does 185
They took my license, So now I don’t drive
Go granny go granny go granny go
We were in Germany last week and we were trying to keep costs down, so we rented the cheapest crapbox they had with a 1.0L 3 Cylinder. $250 for 7 days.
Show up at the rental place in Stuttgart, and they don’t have any crapboxes. All they had left was Tesla Model Y’s and 3’s.
So we took the Model 3. Dual Motor. 480 HP.
Having now put over 1,200 miles on a Tesla Model 3 (for $306 dollars total, including taxes, 2 driver, Mulicountry and Supercharging) Driving 80% Autobahn, Anyone driving a Tesla wouldn’t know if they were going 65mph or a 130 mph, other than stuff is flying at you 2X as fast, and your Battery % at your destination drop into the red.
Good thing Teslas are all driven by Indian Doctor’s Wives.
112 mph in a Modern Car is about 75 mph in a car from only 20 years ago.
Was it 112mph in a clapped out pickup or 112 mph in Paul Pelosi’s Panamera?