Posted on 09/01/2022 11:51:08 AM PDT by CodeToad
WASHINGTON, DC — The world's top climate change scientists were shocked by the recent discovery that the leading cause of global warming is actually an enormous, ongoing dumpster fire located at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
"For decades, we just assumed that methane-producing animals, deforestation, and the burning of fossil fuels were combining to cause the warming of our planet," said Dr. Curt Schampers, Chief Climate Scientist at the Greta Thunberg Institute in Stockholm. "Surprisingly, the greatest cause of global temperature increase in the world is really the raging inferno in a dumpster at the White House. A ‘dumpster fire,' as they say."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Again, they (BB) is just publishing news before it actually happens.
That caused me the hardest burst of spontaneous laughter of any BB headline ever.
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Global warning?
We need you, GRETA!(/stupid)
They found Trump’s Russiagate name list.
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