What e’er will be your goal,
Keep your eyes upon the doughnut,
And not upon the hole.
Posted on 08/04/2022 1:41:22 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
NAPLES, Fla. – A Naples woman has been arrested after causing a scene and striking a deputy at a Naples bakery.
The Collier County Sheriff’s Office responded to the Dunkin Donuts at 3440 Tamiami Trail after reports of a woman causing a scene in the store.
Brandi Coffill, 40, was reported to have entered the bakery and began touching the donuts on display and pushed the supervisor. She also accosted and touched an employees motorcycle, according to the report.
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It’ll buff right out.
The story doesn’t say the employees called the police so we can assume the police officer was in the donut shop.
I did not know it was a crime to assault a police office. Did she hit the wall of the precinct. (There appear to be no literate editors today.)
She’s only 40!!????
Honest-I’m 67 and I look younger than she!
“When deputies approached Coffill, she was laying on the side walk towards the back of the building and had a strong odor of alcohol coming from her. She also had difficulty speaking and couldn’t respond to the deputies’ commands, the report said”
Alcohol......never saw that coming. 😏
“Don’t diddle my donuts! Who do you think you are, Ariana Grande?”
The poor woman. Maybe it’s good she attacked the deputy. That will get her put away for a while. Maybe she’ll get some help.
Florida is a great state with THE BEST governor but..man...they have a lot of weird stories coming out of there. I suspect many of the photos in The People of Walmart are from Florida.
Celine Dion: Let them touch those things!
You’re not you when you’re hungry.
Its the heat. It causes the brain to swell.
That's the traditional spelling.
She’s not a fine girl.
“charged with battery on a law enforcement office”
Might as well add a charge of battery on batter while we’re at it. Oh, yeah, the bike. Battery on burner. She likely committed battery on butter at some point. Did she touch the cook? Battery on baker! Did she lean on the wall? Battery on barrier.
Like me, she’s militantly anti-sprinkles . Fight on, sister!
She’s 40 yo??? Never seen such a washed out rag at 40.
It’s NOT a matter of drugs and alcohol being involved, but HOW MUCH!
Geez she looks rough for 40 years old
If only donuts were available without a prescription, this violence could have been avoided. Perhaps a scone clinic could be setup to wean these poor souls off of their addiction.
Naples is like living in a high intensity sauna right now.
Maybe the heat and humidity got to her head.
Or METH.
Probably meth..
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